I've neglected to update anything else. I've kinda lost some muse, and I recently re-read some of my emails. And then I remembered my response to '50 Things Deidara's Not Allow To Do' by Ivvy-sama. xD I have an unnatural obsession with the Akatsuki and they're much more fun when OOC in some cases. Like hyperactivity!
Now, without further aideu, I give you number thirty-three of Ivvy-sama's list for Deidara.
33. I am not allowed to say 'Bite me' to Zetsu, because he actually will.
When his alarm clock rang, oh so annoyingly, his hand would've immediately been upon it and then across the room in pieces. But no. Someone else had snatched it up and started yelling, "Wake up Deidara-senpai!! Your alarm clock is riiiiinging!" Tobi's singsong voice was annoying. Hm.. He could be his alarm clock.
Deidara got up sleepily, fishnet shirt and shorts ruffled, and yawned. His swirly-faced partner was holding his clock. And he was staring at it.
Creepy.
So Deidara just whipped his blanket at him and padded to the door. "C'mon, Tobi."
After untangling himself from the red blanket, Tobi scampered after his senpai.
Said ninja was like a puppy, trailing his master everywhere he went and willingly did things for him. Though the situation often resulted in some sort of explosion.
As the duo made their way to the kitchen, Zetsu came out of his room.
"Zetsu-senpai!!" "Hello Tobi. Yeah whatever..." Tobi walked up to the flytrap-person and gave him a hug before completely deserting Deidara by sprinting down the hall. "Yeah. Forget your senpai, huh?" The blonde yelled after Tobi sarcastically.
He looked at Zetsu with cerulean eyes. "Why haven't you eaten him yet?"
Zetsu only shrugged. "Because he's a good boy, like he says. Nah. Leader would be pissed if we ate 'im." "Well, he's annoying and a complete brat!" Akatsuki's bomber huffed as he crossed his arms and shook his head.
"Hey. Puppet called you the same thing, brat."
"But that was different..."
"Not really, Deidara."
Zetsu and Deidara glared at each other for a moment. Or rather, the black half of Zetsu glared and the white half just looked concerned. "Ya know what. Sasori there was right. You are a brat."
"Am not!" "Are to!"
The white half tried to put in an input but they continued fighting.
"Freak."
"Psycho."
"Zombie."
"Stalker."
"Screw you!"
"Go to hell!"
"Fuck off!"
"Bite me!"
When Zetsu didn't respond, Deidara smirked triumphantly. "A-ha!" he yelled as his palm-mouths were raised in the air. Just as he was going to point in the schizophrenzic's face, he noticed that said schizo had a grin on both sides of his face. And he did have his hand in a taunting point.
Deidara paled.
"Ah, shit."
Kakuzu grumbled as somebody knocked on his door. "Come in." The stench of blood filled the room before Kakuzu could look up from his banking papers. Deidara looked like he had been mauled, still in his pajamas, with bite marks on his arms and his right hand missing.
It was in his other hand.
"Can you...?"
A sigh.
"Goddamnit, Deidara. It's only seven fourty!"
The prompt-thingy itself is not mine. It belongs to Ivvy-sama and the list is in my favorites.
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-Hatochi
