SO!
New story! Slash chapter or something. Lol.
Right now, this is just a random one shot.
Later, I might just have other random stories as chapters in this story or whatever. Haha.
ANYWAY!
So this is a story my friend and I wrote.
I would write a sentence or so and she would write a sentence or so.
Haha.
So, here it is!
Once upon a time, it was snowing in Honolulu Hawaii where the sun's always supposed to shine. So Mr. Mahalikianyaness decided to try to surf on the frozen ocean even though that
meant he would have to use a coconut tree to ride on. He had to do this because if he didn't, the evil coconut spirits would cut him up and give his blood to the Cullens and let evil cow gods
eat the pieces, which would be cut in the shape of snowflakes because it was snowing… This idea made Mr. Mahalikianyaness very ehcited because he like the idea of being snowflake
shaped. But, he decided to still go surfing so he used plastic silverware to cut the tree down but then the plastic silverware broke and the coconut ate the plastic. Now he had nothing to cut
down the tree!So he asked Rosalie to come help. She came and used her razor sharp vampire teeth to cut it down, but the the tree fell on her! Emmett was veryangry and threatened to
not turn him into snowflake shapes, Mr. Mahalikianyaness threatened him back by saying, "Gurgle shmergan glock!" which meant "I will eat your toes off!" Emmett suggested they
turn this into a fight. So they got their arms and thumbs ready to have a thumb war! Bella came to see if Mr. Mahalikianyaness could beat Emmett in an arm-wrestling match like she did. So
they went to Forks! Mr. Mahalikianyaness was scared he was gonna die and then get sick so he took 5 Advil to calm his aching thumbs. So they hopped on a dancing banana who
slid off to Forks. Emmett was overjoyed to get to have this experience, for this was something he had never done in all of his vampire years. But when they got there, they ran into the
remainings of Laurent. It was his pinky and it was scary. They could have burned it but instead, they put it in Emmett's pocket and named it Jesus (hey-zus). Emmett really liked Jesus.
Every night, he sang to him-usually a Britney Spears song- gave it a kiss and tucked him in. This made Rosalie dance the funky chicken while cursing at Emmett because she was so
jealous. Emmett apologized and did the Soulja Boy dance just to cheer her up. Bella oversaw this and started to whoop and joined in. She yelled, "EDWARD! COME ON!" And then her
joined in. Then Alice set up the club scene (from Eclipse) and they all danced and whooped together, even Esme and Carlisle. But what about Mr. Mahalikianyaness? Well he and Jesus
decided they would plot to take over Las Vegas because they thought that everyone should give them lots of cookie dough.
Sorry, i tried to make it so that you could see which of us wrote what, but it wouldn't let me. Gahhh. Anyway, hope you enjoyed, and please REVIEW! :)
