The Diary of Link: Wind Waker

I do not own this game.

Each chapter will be another entry in "Link's diary."

Enjoy!

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Entry 1: Leaving Outset

Dear diary,

Okay, so I decided to start a diary. I just left my island today to go save my sis or something. I can't believe this. I have to go trailing all across the damn sea just because she is too dumb to save herself. This probably means I won't be able to watch South Park for another week.

Anyway I found this journal under my bed. Grandmother probably gave it to me when I was, like, four. I'm guessing that because it had a picture of some bright blue blob with a huge smile on the cover of it. So I'm on this ship with my cheap crappy sword which I'm almost certain Orca bought off of Ebay. A bunch of demented pirate wannabes are taking me to this fortress place. Their leader girl kind of reminds me of Brittany Spears before she went mental. Then there's this giant dude, who I SWEAR looks like he's constantly checking out Brittany Spears girl's ass, and then there's this little dude who has a major overbite. It looks like he's never seen a dentist in his life. I think he's bisexual, too. Great, now I have to go do his little obstacle course thing. I'm seriously going to bitch-slap my sister when this is over.

-Link

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Was that okay? I hope that wasn't too bad, it's my first attempt at a LOZ parody. I use to play this game with a friend of mine who always named his character "Link." I annoyed the shit out of me. I've used WWW, Firestar, Crowstar, Clawface, Gorsepaw, BBBAAAAA, Howlsong, Hawkstar, Kureno, Ayame, and Ritsu.