Sweeney Todd:
The Second Chance
CHAPTER 1:
THE OFFER
Benjamin Barker had awakened. He was in a white tuxedo with a white tie and coat. He was in heaven. "Why am I here?" Ben said. Obviously if you saw the movie you'd know why he'd question that. All of a sudden a big powerful voice thundered saying, "BENJAMIN BARKER!!!!!!"
Then God appeared to Ben. "Morgan Freeman?" said Ben. "No, Ugh I hate that fricken' Bruce Almighty! They depicted me the best!" said God. "Why am I here?" said Ben "I don't deserve to be here." "No you don't. But I have an offer for you" said God. "Ben, he said as he took Ben's shoulder and walked with him down a cloud, you're a good man, I know, I made you. You've just done some bad things. And I want to give you another chance."
"I will send you back to Earth, all those you've killed shall be brought back to life, and you can stop killing and be the good man I made you to be." "What about the Judge? I can feel my hands squeezing his throat!" Ben said as he gripped the air with his fists. "Man, you really messed up dogg. No wonder you got your neck chopped up by a 12 year old," said God. "Oh by the way, if you murder again, you'll be sent to hell where you'll be forced to watch reruns of The Nanny where you'll have to fast forward and rewind and watch all the parts where Fran Dreschner laughs" said God. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" cried Ben. "All right deal" said Ben. "Have fun Ben, I believe in you" said God. "Bye Morgan Freeman!" said Ben as he fell back to Earth. "It's God darn it!!!" said God.
