I really wanted to upload this poem but I had to pick a sub-category and there was nothing for "original works" so I just picked this because I had to.

Who is that person I see in the mirror?

Two hideously large ears that could rival that of Dumbo

The pudgy round cheeks that do nothing to enhance the face

Those awful rosy pink lips that are always in need of Chap Stick

Eyebrows that would make a caterpillar jealous

Two glassy blue eyes that hold a painful past

Twenty-four semi-straightened teeth were once stuck to six thousand dollars worth of metal for three years

Skin that is covered in peach fuzz and accentuated by the lovely zits of teenage acne

The sorrowful mop of brown hair that is never more than a tangled mess day after day

The only thing remotely fashionable about this hideous monster are the designer glasses sitting atop the ski-jump of a nose and casting a shadow over those glassy blue eyes that wish to hide from the world

So, who is this ugly mug in the mirror?

Why, it's me

A creature composed of so many horrendous imperfections

To make me

Absolutely

Positively

Perfect

I have no idea what anyone will think of this. It really has nothing to do with familiar shows or whatever so I'm wondering if anyone will even end up reading this. Either way, this is a part of who I am. My inspiration I guess was when I finally came to terms with how I looked (that sounds a bit vain actually). But I think it is true for all people. I think that a lot of people single out a bunch of features that they hate about themselves and don't look at the big picture and (more importantly) who they are inside. Anyway, please rate and review!