I couldn't hide much longer. My breath was coming in ragged pants, I was exhausted. I could only think of one thing to do.
"Hey Cresselia!" I cried. She came zooming over. I smirked.
"DARKRAI AND CRESSELIA STIING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIGE, THEN COMES A BABY IN A BABY CARRIGE! DARKRAI AND CRESSELIA SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," I chanted at the top of my lungs repeatedly.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-!" she cried, zooming towards me as if she was going to headbutt me. One second before she could hit me, I moved to the right, thus ending in her slamming into the wall and getting knocked out. I smiled and ran away. How the hell did I get involved in getting the lunars to chase me again?
WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF HO-OH! I cried. YOU WANT ME TO BE A LEGENDARY?
Arceus nodded. Yes, actually you will be reborn as, well, Ho-Oh.
Will I still have my memories? I asked.
UM....... mumbled Palkia. YES......
I raised my eyebrows. Look me in the eyes and tell me, I said, putting my hands on my hips.
UM....... he looked into my eyes, then looked away. OKAY YOU WON'T, NOW STOP STARING AT ME!
I crossed my arms. Arceus-sama, I respectfully decline. Unless Neji pops out of nowhere and tells me that it is my 'destiny' to be a legendary or something, but I doubt that'll happen. Unless a portal opens up and..... Oh. I'm getting off topic. Sorry, I get distracted by the word 'destiny', it's Neji's favorite word.. Oops, see I did it again- I stopped and bonked my head on the wall.
CURSE-bonk-YOU-bonk-HOTTIE!-bonk. But I do love my Neji-kun so, he's awesome, and cool, and hot, and smart, and..... I've GOT to stop doing that.
I looked at Arceus. It seemed the god was zoned out. Um.... Arceus-sama?
He jolted up. Oh.... what? Kind of.....
I sighed. Do I have to repeat what I just said?
No, I heard you.
Well, then why were you in that zoned-out space?
Force of habit. In any case, who is Neji?
Oh, you wouldn't know, he's just...... awesome! His favorite word is destiny and his jutsu is sooooo powerful like gentle fist and eight trigrams 64 palms, eight trigrams empty palm and eight trigrams heavenly spin and..... I DID IT AGAIN! SEE WHAT I MEAN!
Wow...... he didn't sound very intrested. Fan girl?
Yep.
Right....... Anyways, you have to be a legendary.
I said I respectfully decline.
No, you have to be..... MEW!
Mew came zooming in with an apple computer. It was set on youtube....
I stared onto the screen. When Neji's face came on I almost jumped for joy.
Neji: It is your destiny!
Me: MY NEJI-KUN!
Neji's byakugan can see through trees but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
Neji: Because they're destined to?
Kids: No! It's the delicious cinnamon swirls in every bite!
I was so busy in dreamland I didn't notice Arceus saying:
Well, if you choose to be like that, then I have no choice.
Once I had snapped out of it after getting hit by 10 hydro pumps from Suicune, a thunderbolt from Raikou, and a flamethrower from Entei, I was twirling around like some drunk person.
NEJI!!!!!!!!!!! I cried. NEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah......
Well, now that Cresselia was off my tail, now only Darkrai was left. That could definitely not be good, I knew he was going to be harder than Cresselia, but since I didn't know much about the pokemon himself I couldn't be sure if the same tactic would work on him.... As I fleed to, I don't know where, I just had to avoid the pokemon that had all turned against me, definitely Arceus' doing. It just made me want to yell 'DAMMIT ARCEUS!' up into the sky.
I heard a rustle behind me, and I stopped. It looked like I was apnting, but I was actually...
I sprung up into the treetops and started running on the branches. It was easier up here than on the ground, I had spent my life living in the trees anyways.
Still, more rustles. Never giving up, eh? I thought. Well.....
I jumped even more up, and now I was running on top of the trees. The leaves brushed my legs, but to me they just felt like pillows when they were actually as tough and sharp as knives. This way, if someone wanted to follow me, they'd have to come on top, but I could see them. I thought I could hear someone chuckling below, and I looked behind me. A flock of angry Pidgeotto were coming straight for me!
"Yikes!" I cried, ducking and still running at the same time. "Nice birdies!"
I began humming 'Butterfly', dodging even more bird pokemon. When a Fearow with a ready peck attack came at me, I jumped up and went back down, kicking it on in the process. I smiled at how good I had gotten at this, but then frowned. I didn't like hurting pokemon, but this was nessecary. I smiled again.
"Only see the optimistic side..... hm......" I mumbled, thinking. I almost fell down when I slowed, but got back up quickly. I was beginning to get tired, which was not good, so I grinned and sped up. I could see a city up ahead. The people were fine, but their pokemon.... not so fine. Even the Nurse Joy's Chanseys weren't very happy to be around me.
Again, made me want to shout 'DAMMIT ARCEUS!' into the sky.
Once I had reached the city, I swiftly jumped down and dusted myself off. Some people were staring at me as I looked back. No tail. I sighed, but didn't let down my guard. Probably the only reason I was still here were my rules.
Rule #1: Never let your guard down.
I shook my head and ran to the nearest city sign. It said Hearthome city. I nodded and ran to the gym.
