A/N This story is about if Harry Potter where a musical, which the title basically gives away. Yes I am aware that some of the Muggle themes in the songs Purebloods or wizards in general probably don't know what any of it is, but the theme and most of the lyrics will most likely fit. Oh and WARNING: there is swearing in the songs for this chapter… but there wont always be
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I also don't own Bimbo Nation by T.V Rock or Cuz I Can by Pink but I do highly recommend because they are both songs I really like =]
Pansy awoke with a start, from a dream that she couldn't remember. She looked over to her clock it was half an hour before she was supposed to wake up. Then she noticed something else, she was never facing the clock when she woke up. She had woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Oh this day was going to be terrible, she could tell.
Pansy decided to get up and get ready no use trying to get more sleep. She went to the shower and shampooed her hair with here strawberry shampoo. When she got out she spend the rest of the time till the other girls woke up doing her make up, She plumped up her lips with lip-gloss and a special spell she'd learnt especially for it. Then she moved on putting on fake eyelashes, that were magically made to look and feel exactly like real ones. After she'd done all the she decided to do her nails and make them perfect with another new charm she'd learnt.
Pansy was done much earlier than usual so when she got down the common room she was the one waiting for the boys, not the other way around. She paced as she waited and trip over the leg of a foot stool. 'I just knew today would be bad' she thought to herself. A voice startled her out of her thoughts.
"Pansy what are you doing down here so early?" It was Draco Malfoy, Pansy had been pining after him for awhile. Pansy turned and batted her eyelashes a bit.
"Nothing Drake, I just woke up early is all."
"Well then lets go to breakfast. Maybe today there will be some waffles left." Draco said.
They were all in the Great Hall headed for the Slytherin table when Pansy walked into Hermione Granger.
"Why don't you watch where your going Mudblood" Pansy Sneered
Hermione just glared at Pansy then music started playing seemingly out of no where, and Hermione started singing.
B.I.M.B.O. Bimbo, head full of air
Oh no, oh ho!
Long blonde
hair
Got ya ping, go pop
Got ya legs spread
Got ya head
read
Come on everybody are you in my bed yet?
Touch your
toes, powder your nose
Credit card flipping like a pancake hot
hot
Hermione had been dancing the whole time and at this point she put her hand to her face and waved in her face like a fan in time with the music
Just
a wink, a bit
A wiggle of my hips make the boys on the scene all
sweat
Bimbo, talk that shit
Chatterbox ditz, got to wind her
up
Look lost, watch the gloss
Running up a tab on the slab,
at what cost
Oh yeah she needs a man
All the bills, can't
do the math
Don't be fooled by the killer rack bitch
Blonde
bombshell she's a hell of a snitch
For the
chorus some of the other Gryffindor girls joined in behind
Hermione B.I.M.B.O. Bimbo, time for the TV B.I.M.B.O.
Ultra ego,
falter, faker
B.I.M.B.O.
Head hunting the money maker
B.I.M.B.O.
Glossy, glamour, glitter girl
B.I.M.B.O.
Princess of the bimbo world
Documentary, what does that mean?
Collagen lips, silicone
tits
Only got time for the botox hit
Match your nails, match
your outfit
Looking so fine with your plastic shit
Just a
wink, a bit
A wiggle of my hips make the boys on the scene sweat
Bimbo, loves to party
Give every chance she'll get all
tarty
She'll be rocking to the break of dawn
Everything is
fun when your brain ain't switched on
got to talk it slow for
her
(Huh?) too much is way over (what?)
High IQ is on
vacation
You're just a part of the bimbo nation
Ultra ego, falter, faker
B.I.M.B.O.
Head hunting the
money maker
B.I.M.B.O.
Glossy, glamour, glitter girl
B.I.M.B.O.
Princess of the bimbo world
B.I.M.B.O.
B.I.M.B.O.
B.I.M.B.O.
B.I.M.B.O. B.I.M.B.O. B.I.M.B.O.
Ultra ego, falter, faker
B.I.M.B.O.
Head
hunting the money maker
B.I.M.B.O.
Glossy, glamour, glitter
girl
B.I.M.B.O.
Princess of the bimbo world
Ultra ego, falter, faker
B.I.M.B.O.
Head hunting the
money maker
B.I.M.B.O.
Glossy, glamour, glitter girl
B.I.M.B.O.
Princess of the bimbo world
The music ended and Hermione walked past Pansy like nothing out of the ordinary had happened. It hadn't really but things like that happened to everyone else, not her. She was used to getting what she wanted.
To say Pansy was furious would be the understatement of the year. To say she was absolutely and utterly livid, boiling, fuming raging. Vicious and infuriated would be closer but not quite there. How dare that stupid vile loathsome Mudblood embarrass her like that in front of absolutely EVERYONE. Draco and Blaise knew not to come near pansy when she was mad. They'd never seen her this mad though she was absolutely enraged and they knew not to mess with her. She was plotting something and they could tell. Draco smirked, that Mudblood Granger wouldn't know what hit her. Although what she did to Pansy was pretty funny.
Pansy worked for hours thinking about revenge she could do. Finally in the middle of the night she thought of it and started getting ready.
~The Next Morning~
Pansy decided in hindsight the leather one piece under her robes maybe wasn't the best idea but it was too late to change her plans now. She had got to Breakfast early, watched Granger come in and then waited for the rest of the Great Hall to fill. As soon as she was satisfied with the amount of people Pansy stripped her robes and was in the previously mentioned leather one piece the shorts didn't go very far down her legs and it was fairly low cut at the top.
Pansy
stood up on the Slytherin table and called out. "Hey Granger!"
Hermione turned and looked at Pansy. That's when the music started
to play P AN SY My
rims are 23 inch So I'll cash my checks and place my bets You know I'm rare My
life's a fantasy So
I'll cash my checks and place my bets Yeah
I'm super thick So
I'll cash my checks and place my bets So
I'll cash my checks and place my bets
P
I M P
I'm back again
I know y'all missed me
I'm so so
sick
Can't handle it
Yeah I talk shit
Just deal with it
And they're black on black
No they're not
his
Diamonds all over my teefs
You can try and try you can't
beat me
And hope
I'll always win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a
life of sin
But it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't
play your rules I make my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz
I can
You stop and stare
You think I
care
I don't
You talk real loud
But you ain't saying nothing
cool
I could fit your whole house in my swimming pool
That you're not smart enough to even dream
My
ice is making me freeze
You can try and try you can't beat me
And hope I'll always
win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But
it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make
my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah
People say I'm much too chick
Come and kiss the
ring
You just might learn a couple things
I'm trying to school
you dog
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff
I'm your worst
nightmare
Bring it we can take it there
What are you scared
And hope I'll always
win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But
it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make
my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah
And hope I'll always
win
Even if I don't I'm fucked because
I live a life of sin
But
it's alright
I don't give a damn
I don't play your rules I make
my own
Tonight
I'll do what I want
Cuz I can
Yeah
By the end of her song a lot of people, nearly the whole hall crowded around the Slytherin table watching her sing and dance. Pansy noticed that Granger was in the very front and boy did she look pissed. Pansy relished her victory and for that day she was hero in her house. But she thought to herself they were wrong about revenge it wasn't a dish best served cold. It is best served hot and boy was Pansy smoking.
Although Hermione thought she'd out done Pansy and Pansy thought she'd out done Hermione. Both girls realised with no clear winner this round would have to be declared a draw, much to their mutual disappointment. This battle was lost for both but the War was still on.
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A/N Hey so just for a future reference this will not be all songs with Pansy and Hermione. It will be all characters. Also updates for this will be sporadically because I have to find fitting songs that I want to use, in saying that I do have a few more chapters for it planned out. =]=]
