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skylar: GAWD DAM AN TIT WALTUUR! WI IS U SO MEEN! QUIT COOKIN METH OUTTA YAH EAZY BAKED OVEN!
jEZZE: yo LEAVE hIm aLONE biTthchE!
Hiesnburg: Want breakfast fynn?
Fynn: FUK YEAH BrEAKfaST!1!1111! Th tha thanxz daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd
Hiesen: SKy quit flappin to fitty shadez of grey's anatomy.
dime-bag princess: Kapooyah FUcker smoke my pimped out SHIt! 420 frendlee up in dah bronx!
ice bag: cum here and blow meh dime bag!
Dime: Fuck you old fap
Jezze: Every Single day Ill be shizzzin with my pizzel mah nizzel taco tuco salamanca cholow mask
marseeleane: Yo give me your dank ass vampire weed dime bag!
Dime: Hell Yeeah! Fifiteen bucks Edward Cullen if daht money dont show you owe me yo azz!
marseeleane gives her the 15 bucks for .00009 grams of vampire weed.
Hiesen: This story is not over till i say it is over! CUZ IM THE FUCKAH WHO KNOCKZ!
Jezze: Bitch
Jack: Flynn! WHY IS YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED! YOURE ALL LIKE LIMPY AS FUCK AND YOU DIK IS LIKE ALL SHRIVELY LIKE A RASIN FROM THE SUN MAID! Tell meh what is yo problem bithc! WHY GURL WHAY?
Flynn: fu fu fu fuck you ma mm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn hate the the the maaan maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
Dime: Marsee! Is we goin to the soul train tonight?
Marsee: I always wanted to be black (she says while she chows down 69 pounds of popeyes)
Hiesen: Jezze we need to cook
Jezze: Shut yo mouth bitch.
Hiesen: your treatment to the earl of meth lab is UNACCEPTABLE! 5 million years no pay!
Jezze: yo I can change!
Hiesen: You will neva change untill I say so!
Ice bag: Why wont dime bag blow me? I want to melt all over her nice lumps from her cannabis buds and make her exude hash!
Bong Marley: Yo wasssup dime bag?
Dime: Oh mah baby! Im so happy yo is here! Thank Lord Jezus for summonin you here! Is you goin to Soul Train Club With Marsee and I?
Bong: Yeah Mon! Let Me blaze up first and write reggea that seems to be revelotionary to teen stoners!1
Dime: Fuck yeah my N*****!
Paula Pimp Dean: Who dha fuk said dat?!
Dime: Hola Bitchola
Paula: Bacon Wrap!
Dime: FUCK Im stuck in bacon rap!
Bong: Yo les pleaze be chill lax home skillet. sings I sing of peace I sing of rasta, rock roots reggea, and no jews on this planet oh yeah
Paula: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Walt:Jezze if we don't cook Guz will rape us!
Jezze: K Mista White
(Walt and jezze are cooocking there next bach of meth. Jezze fucked up jurrasically)
Walt: DAH FUCK JEZZE THE TEMP IS SUPPOZED TO BEZ 85 DEGREEES NOT 75 BITCCH
Jezze: What eva bill nye the science bitch. I work my ass in yo fucking lab why u no pay me shit?
Wzalt: I pay you whenever I tHink you should be PAIDD! UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE!
Dime: What dah fuck is goin on down there Walt? You best bez not fuckin your slave! Nuh uh becuz my great great great grannny was fucked by a white guy!
Pricez bubbelguhm: need…..More….METHHHHHHTHTHTHHH!
Flynn: Oh Hhi hihi hi princezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…z..z…z
Princez:Oh hey flynn…..want….my…shriveled….gooey…..yummy….slimy…. pus-
Dime: TMI YOU HIGH ASS BITCH!
Flynn: No ImIM IM Abssent
Princez: wha?
Flynn: You cant touch mah 2 inch pinch….till ma mar marrige!
Princez: Fuck you bro! Ice Bag!
Ice Bag: What princez (Seductively stated)
Princez: Come her and FUK MEH!
Ice Bag: YES! IM NIOT A VIRGIN NO MORE!
Sky: I done slit mah clit! Oh fuck im goin to laborr IEEEEIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!111
Walt: God DAMn TIT! SKYLAR QUIT FUCKING TED!
