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skylar: GAWD DAM AN TIT WALTUUR! WI IS U SO MEEN! QUIT COOKIN METH OUTTA YAH EAZY BAKED OVEN!

jEZZE: yo LEAVE hIm aLONE biTthchE!

Hiesnburg: Want breakfast fynn?

Fynn: FUK YEAH BrEAKfaST!1!1111! Th tha thanxz daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd

Hiesen: SKy quit flappin to fitty shadez of grey's anatomy.

dime-bag princess: Kapooyah FUcker smoke my pimped out SHIt! 420 frendlee up in dah bronx!

ice bag: cum here and blow meh dime bag!

Dime: Fuck you old fap

Jezze: Every Single day Ill be shizzzin with my pizzel mah nizzel taco tuco salamanca cholow mask

marseeleane: Yo give me your dank ass vampire weed dime bag!

Dime: Hell Yeeah! Fifiteen bucks Edward Cullen if daht money dont show you owe me yo azz!

marseeleane gives her the 15 bucks for .00009 grams of vampire weed.

Hiesen: This story is not over till i say it is over! CUZ IM THE FUCKAH WHO KNOCKZ!

Jezze: Bitch

Jack: Flynn! WHY IS YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED! YOURE ALL LIKE LIMPY AS FUCK AND YOU DIK IS LIKE ALL SHRIVELY LIKE A RASIN FROM THE SUN MAID! Tell meh what is yo problem bithc! WHY GURL WHAY?

Flynn: fu fu fu fuck you ma mm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn hate the the the maaan maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

Dime: Marsee! Is we goin to the soul train tonight?

Marsee: I always wanted to be black (she says while she chows down 69 pounds of popeyes)

Hiesen: Jezze we need to cook

Jezze: Shut yo mouth bitch.

Hiesen: your treatment to the earl of meth lab is UNACCEPTABLE! 5 million years no pay!

Jezze: yo I can change!

Hiesen: You will neva change untill I say so!

Ice bag: Why wont dime bag blow me? I want to melt all over her nice lumps from her cannabis buds and make her exude hash!

Bong Marley: Yo wasssup dime bag?

Dime: Oh mah baby! Im so happy yo is here! Thank Lord Jezus for summonin you here! Is you goin to Soul Train Club With Marsee and I?

Bong: Yeah Mon! Let Me blaze up first and write reggea that seems to be revelotionary to teen stoners!1

Dime: Fuck yeah my N*****!

Paula Pimp Dean: Who dha fuk said dat?!

Dime: Hola Bitchola

Paula: Bacon Wrap!

Dime: FUCK Im stuck in bacon rap!

Bong: Yo les pleaze be chill lax home skillet. sings I sing of peace I sing of rasta, rock roots reggea, and no jews on this planet oh yeah

Paula: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Walt:Jezze if we don't cook Guz will rape us!

Jezze: K Mista White

(Walt and jezze are cooocking there next bach of meth. Jezze fucked up jurrasically)

Walt: DAH FUCK JEZZE THE TEMP IS SUPPOZED TO BEZ 85 DEGREEES NOT 75 BITCCH

Jezze: What eva bill nye the science bitch. I work my ass in yo fucking lab why u no pay me shit?

Wzalt: I pay you whenever I tHink you should be PAIDD! UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE!

Dime: What dah fuck is goin on down there Walt? You best bez not fuckin your slave! Nuh uh becuz my great great great grannny was fucked by a white guy!

Pricez bubbelguhm: need…..More….METHHHHHHTHTHTHHH!

Flynn: Oh Hhi hihi hi princezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…z..z…z

Princez:Oh hey flynn…..want….my…shriveled….gooey…..yummy….slimy…. pus-

Dime: TMI YOU HIGH ASS BITCH!

Flynn: No ImIM IM Abssent

Princez: wha?

Flynn: You cant touch mah 2 inch pinch….till ma mar marrige!

Princez: Fuck you bro! Ice Bag!

Ice Bag: What princez (Seductively stated)

Princez: Come her and FUK MEH!

Ice Bag: YES! IM NIOT A VIRGIN NO MORE!

Sky: I done slit mah clit! Oh fuck im goin to laborr IEEEEIEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!111

Walt: God DAMn TIT! SKYLAR QUIT FUCKING TED!