Tamaki has entered the chatroom
Kyoya has entered the chatroom
Kyoya: Hey, Tamaki!
Tamaki: Hi Kyoya. I'm using my father's laptop. keyboard is so much smaller. It confuse me…
Kyoya: How so, Tamaki?
Tamaki: My father's laptop has a smaller keyboard that mine
Kyoya: Oh… I thought you said Keyblade.
Tamaki: Nice going
If this confersation was actually about keyblades, it could be innuendo-ish
Kyoya: LOL
My keybla… Whoops, I meant computer… Has little bits of food on it since I sneezed…
Tamaki: That's great… why are we talking about keyblades again?
Kyoya: Because I get computers and keyblades confused.
Tamaki: Wasn't it at first keyblades and keyboards?
Kyoya: Well… in the beginning I thought you said 'keyblade' and I thought by that you meant our computers… and yeah.
Tamaki: That makes absolutely no sense
Kyoya: I makes sense in my mind.
Tamaki: Your mind is a scary place… full of keyblades…
Kyoya: And NINJAS!1111
Tamaki: Ninjas WITH keyblades!
Kyoya: OMG!
Tamaki: That would make a terrible Naruto/KH crossover
Kyoya: Probably. But it COULD be epic… potentially…
Tamaki: A whole bunch of ninjas with keyblades inside your scull attacking your brain…. yeah…
Kyoya: It IS epic! You'd have to be there… it's like the worlds best horror movie up here!
Tamaki: Well… my brain is full of unicorns that eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Kyoya: OMG!
… I is a pickle.
Tamaki: That's great…. I was just thinking, after Xion died, Roxas totally jacked her keyblade
Kyoya: Yeah, totally!
… I was just about to say something, but I opted not to do it…
Tamaki: …What were you gonna say?
Kyoya: Something… 'after Xion died, Roxas totally jacked…' 0.o '…her keyblade' …Oh. Okay.
Tamaki: I see the innuendo… yes! Proof that Roxas is gay!
Kyoya: How is that proof he's gay?
Tamaki: What else did you mean by jacked?
Kyoya: Do you know what 'jacked' means?
Tamaki: …What meaning did you have in mind?
Kyoya: What meaning did you?
Tamaki: You first
Kyoya:*sigh*
You're SO immature. But by 'jacked' I meant masturbated.
Tamaki: Exactly what I thought
How do you not understand how that is proof Roxas is gay?
Kyoya: How is it?
Tamaki: The keyblade is a stick!
Kyoya: Oh… now I get it. But at the point I was '0.o' I'd only read the 'jacked' part. So I wasn't thinking in that way.
Tamaki: Good job Kyo-chan
Axel is pleased…
Kyoya: Okay then.
Tamaki:Roxas misses Axel…
Kyoya: Koolios.
Tamaki: *yaoi thoughts*
Kyoya: *headdesk*
… *yaoi thoughts*
Tamaki: You have officially been converted to a yaoi fanboy…
Kyoya: Shuddap.
Tamaki: So, what are your favorite KH pairings? AkuRoku? Zemyx?
Kyoya: *shrugs* let's talk about the club
Tamaki: SoRiku? SaiXem?
Kyoya has left the chatroom
Tamaki: Marvex? XigDem? AxelXGoofy?
This was originally a conversation between me and my sister (THE Evil Dictator) in the car, but I thought it would be cool to turn into into a random Ouran/KH crossover. Her words were Kyoya's, mine were Tamaki's.
My sister, who is sitting next to me, has been talking to the ninjas with keyblades in her head with a secret language for the past half hour. I'm gonna finish up here, so I can go shut her up so…
Thank you for reading! I hope you liked it! if you didn't, keep it to yourself, nobody likes a flamer.
If you did like it, please review and tell me what you thought. It would mean a lot to me.
Thank you for reading! The unicorns in Tamaki's head blow you kisses!
~Neytah-chama
