Tamaki has entered the chatroom

Kyoya has entered the chatroom

Kyoya: Hey, Tamaki!

Tamaki: Hi Kyoya. I'm using my father's laptop. keyboard is so much smaller. It confuse me…

Kyoya: How so, Tamaki?

Tamaki: My father's laptop has a smaller keyboard that mine

Kyoya: Oh… I thought you said Keyblade.

Tamaki: Nice going
If this confersation was actually about keyblades, it could be innuendo-ish

Kyoya: LOL
My keybla… Whoops, I meant computer… Has little bits of food on it since I sneezed…

Tamaki: That's great… why are we talking about keyblades again?

Kyoya: Because I get computers and keyblades confused.

Tamaki: Wasn't it at first keyblades and keyboards?

Kyoya: Well… in the beginning I thought you said 'keyblade' and I thought by that you meant our computers… and yeah.

Tamaki: That makes absolutely no sense

Kyoya: I makes sense in my mind.

Tamaki: Your mind is a scary place… full of keyblades…

Kyoya: And NINJAS!1111

Tamaki: Ninjas WITH keyblades!

Kyoya: OMG!

Tamaki: That would make a terrible Naruto/KH crossover

Kyoya: Probably. But it COULD be epic… potentially…

Tamaki: A whole bunch of ninjas with keyblades inside your scull attacking your brain…. yeah…

Kyoya: It IS epic! You'd have to be there… it's like the worlds best horror movie up here!

Tamaki: Well… my brain is full of unicorns that eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Kyoya: OMG!
… I is a pickle.

Tamaki: That's great…. I was just thinking, after Xion died, Roxas totally jacked her keyblade

Kyoya: Yeah, totally!
… I was just about to say something, but I opted not to do it…

Tamaki: What were you gonna say?

Kyoya: Something… 'after Xion died, Roxas totally jacked…' 0.o '…her keyblade' …Oh. Okay.

Tamaki: I see the innuendo… yes! Proof that Roxas is gay!

Kyoya: How is that proof he's gay?

Tamaki: What else did you mean by jacked?

Kyoya: Do you know what 'jacked' means?

Tamaki: What meaning did you have in mind?

Kyoya: What meaning did you?

Tamaki: You first

Kyoya:*sigh*
You're SO immature. But by 'jacked' I meant masturbated.

Tamaki: Exactly what I thought
How do you not understand how that is proof Roxas is gay?

Kyoya: How is it?

Tamaki: The keyblade is a stick!

Kyoya: Oh… now I get it. But at the point I was '0.o' I'd only read the 'jacked' part. So I wasn't thinking in that way.

Tamaki: Good job Kyo-chan
Axel is pleased…

Kyoya: Okay then.

Tamaki:Roxas misses Axel…

Kyoya: Koolios.

Tamaki: *yaoi thoughts*

Kyoya: *headdesk*
… *yaoi thoughts*

Tamaki: You have officially been converted to a yaoi fanboy…

Kyoya: Shuddap.

Tamaki: So, what are your favorite KH pairings? AkuRoku? Zemyx?

Kyoya: *shrugs* let's talk about the club

Tamaki: SoRiku? SaiXem?

Kyoya has left the chatroom

Tamaki: Marvex? XigDem? AxelXGoofy?

This was originally a conversation between me and my sister (THE Evil Dictator) in the car, but I thought it would be cool to turn into into a random Ouran/KH crossover. Her words were Kyoya's, mine were Tamaki's.

My sister, who is sitting next to me, has been talking to the ninjas with keyblades in her head with a secret language for the past half hour. I'm gonna finish up here, so I can go shut her up so…

Thank you for reading! I hope you liked it! if you didn't, keep it to yourself, nobody likes a flamer.

If you did like it, please review and tell me what you thought. It would mean a lot to me.

Thank you for reading! The unicorns in Tamaki's head blow you kisses!

~Neytah-chama