Frankly, this is the best thing I found in my despicable life.

I am a pretty simple guy, my life itself wasn't that much of a thing, I am just like anybody else in Gotham.

My parents left me for fate as I found myself alone ever since I was a kid, luckily for me I could enter in school due to the fact that public schools are still a thing here, I never made friends, frankly? I was powerless for the most of my life, and one day, I couldn't bring myself to be pleading in the streets for money, food, the stuff and I entered in the world of crime, I never did big gigs like stealing banks or selling drugs, I didn't like the idea of selling drugs, it felt dirty for me.

The biggest thing that I could do was enter into a little gang and get money out of people, the money was good, and I could find myself finally beginning my life, until the dark crusader appear.

The man that causes fear in the heart of villains and everyone else, the Batman, he appeared in one of those more simple days, he and his bat-family.

" Wow." I said as I saw they taking out the gang, I never cared about them, they were dirty, one or two of them were allegedly rapists, I would have killed them if I had the chance.

I ran away as I noticed that I was the last one that was still standing and not wrapped as a birthday gift for the police.

I jumped and continued running, not looking back, I gulped as I brought a grenade, one of the things that I bought with the money, I thought it was good to scare people, now I am seeing that it was a somewhat a good idea.

" Get away from me, or I will pull the trigger." I screamed as I extended my arm while running, to show that I was holding the grenade.

I pulled the trigger and jumped from the window, oh shit, I forgot that this is the second storey building, I prepared myself for the incoming pain, AHHH MY FUCKING LEG!

The bone from my leg popped out of its place, I wanted to scream, but I shut myself since I wanted the Bat to think that I was able to run away, I looked at my surrounding to see if there was something to hide me, and for some reason I found a little notebook on the floor, it was written ' The Magical Notebook', frankly it was a bit funny the way it was calling itself magical, but then again, we have aliens and a lot of people with superpowers, so why not magic?

I wrote there invisible cloak, like in Harry Potter and I won it, I got a cloak, I covered me with it and waited for some time, still hissing for the fact that my leg was broken, I had to swallow my tears or I would go for prison.

One of the bat kids appeared, it was the youngest one, looked like a pubescent child, around 10 to 12 years old, he looked around and somehow didn't notice me, he went away from here, and I only sighed 5 minutes later, still suspicious that the bat-family didn't find me.

Frankly, this notebook is the best thing that happened in my life until now.

But how this works? Using my genius intellect, okay that was a lie, I am just an average guy that found something not average, oops, sorry I derailed a little bit, I written 'Instructions' on it and it appeared a simple paper, I checked it to see what are the limitations and there was none.

' Write something and it will appear or happen, if you are referring to someone, think about the person and write about it, any vocabulary will work.' There were the only things written there, so supposedly, I could get the powers of anyone and anything? I could literally do anything, even be a goddamn super hero, or a super villain.

But first of all, I need super powers… But which super power should I get?

' Database about all heroes, villains and other powerful beings.' Yes, that should work, suddenly, a computer appeared, with it, there was some pages bookmarked, Powerlisting wikia, vsbattle wikia, dc wikia.

' What is this?' I wrote in the notebook.

' These are the most trusted databases about the multiverse that you reside in, made by superior beings, highly above you and me.' The notebook answered in the same page, so there was a cosmic being God like… That's weird, I always thought there would be only one God, but apparently there are more than one, oh well, time to check these sites.

' True Godly Regeneration.' While this isn't really an superpower made for fights, it will make me able to live for a long time.

I continued searching for things, I discovered that there are more than one universe, like in that Star Trek movie showed us, there are even universes in which Batman is fucking super villain, and that was at the same time awesome while it was fucked up.

Oh well, this is it huh? Then let me write one more thing before I begin the wrecking ball.

' Ability to stop time when I begin writing.'

Nice, that may change the tide of fate.