Phone Shop Paedophile Part 1

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My best friend gave me this idea while we were having an incredibly weird conversation about how fun it would be if we became nuns.

I don't want anyone who works in a phone shop to take offence and think that I am calling them Paedophiles because I'm not. In fact I love the people who work at my phone shop, they literally know me by my given name because I have came there so many times with a smashed screen from my phone taking flying lessons down the stairs, and the time my best friend went hopping past wearing a bunny costume... They always have a laugh and ask me how it happened this time.

Disclaimer- The Skulduggery Pleasant series doesn't belong to me (insert sad face) but if my kidnap and brainwash attempt on Derek Landy works I might just be (evil laugh)...

ALERT! MORTAL COIL AND ONWARDS SPOILERS!

So on with the story...

Valkyrie is 18 by the way.

Valkyrie sat in her Biology classroom, bored to death when the secretary Mrs Corder knocked on the door. Her teacher Mr Pagel paused from his incessant ramblings about Photosynthesis to see who was distracting his students' attention, not that they were focusing on him, Gary Price was snoring and drooling on his desk at the back of the room, Emerald Auld was drawing love hearts on a picture of her and her beloved boyfriend Spencer Potts, and Owen Strand was arm wrestling his partner in crime Kenny Harvey.

'All in all a very engaged and interested class' thought Valkyrie with a smirk.

"Stephanie Edgley, your aunt Tanith is downstairs, she says you have a doctor's appointment, is that correct?"

"Um yes, you know my dad, very forgetful he probably decided to ring and tell you and then forget the number. I'll just get my bags and make my way down." She murmured, not understanding why Tanith would be waiting for her, unless... No that couldn't be possible, Tanith knew that Skulduggery was making her go today. But then she did text Tanith whinging that she was bored so she might be bailing her out. Hopefully. "Goodbye sir, bye everyone enjoy the rest of the lesson." Then she ran as fast as she could to the student reception.

"Ohmygod Tanith thank you so much for rescuing me from that lesson, but how did you manage it without them ringing home." She squealed.

Tanith's smile suddenly faded, and she said sympathetically, "The reflection told your parents about magic. They know that the reflection isn't you, they know about Skulduggery and the life you've been living for the past six years. They also know why I'm picking you up because it told them about me and since they found your phone with the reflection they rang me so I told them. They aren't happy Val. I told the reception that they knew and the wrote me a note to give to them"

"What!"

"They're letting you come with me and to the ball and then they want an explanation."

"Well what are we going to do now?"

"Skulduggery decided that we will have to deactivate it and then initiate it again now that it has a personality which needs destroyed."

"And by the look in your eyes I'm thinking that there is something else happening that you aren't telling me, am I right?"

"There is."

They walked on in silence. Valkyrie looked back at the school, during this conversation and the silence that tagged along with it they had reached the car park. They hopped into Ghastly's van and started the engine.

"Why haven't you got your motorbike?"

"Well you know how it's the Sanctuary's Christmas Ball tomorrow night."

"Yeah..."

"We're going DRESS SHOPPING!"

"OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD this is going to be amazing, I love you so much Tanith!" Valkyrie screamed launching herself at her best friend and big sister.

"Love you too Val," Tanith laughed.

A/N, What do you think, love it, not love it? Please tell me in a review. I tried to put in a little bit of Valith there, I'm not quite sure if it worked or not. This is definitely a two part story, maybe a three part if you want me to include the Christmas Ball.

Thanks for reading.

Review please, it makes me happy!