I was leaving school when my brother asked,

"How did Prussia become extinct?"

I laughed because he didn't become extinct, and most of us Hetalia fans would disagree with something like…

"He is still alive! He is too awesome to die!" .*

But this is how I told him the story.

CRACK FIC DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

Once upon a time there was an awesome country named Prussia. After Years and years of Beers, birds, and AWESOMENESS. The other countries started to get jealous especially Russia, who would constantly track Prussia down screaming,

"BECOME ONEWITH MOTHER RUSSIA!"

Where at this point Prussia would reply with running away like a maniac,

"BACK OFF I DON'T WANT TO!"

After escaping from Russia by calling Belarus, he would go to his brother's house, which he would trash; which kind of annoyed his brother.

He proceeded with his schedule playing a prank on Austria, evading Hungary's frying pan, harassing Britain with France and Spain who dragged him to Italy. Spain kicked France out of the group and sent him home for "his little Lovi's sake."

Romano being himself got angry at Spain kicking them both out of his house. Being too depressed to move Spain sat on Romano's doorstep, playing his guitar to cheer himself up. Spain wanted to be alone so Prussia; having annoyed everyone in Europe went to America's house where he got into an ego fight.

*At this point my brother wants me to answer the question, I ignored him*

On his way to Canada all the countries got angry and had a world meeting on how to get rid of Prussia's Mind blowing awesomeness.

Germany wanted to use heir Stick or a sausage maker. America wanted to use his fighter plane of doom. Austria's weapon was Hungry. And her frying pan. Switzerland and Japan stayed neutral with Greece, France, and Spain. Britain was too preoccupied with Beating up France to notice. And Spain was too busy to notice France's cries for help because he was singing his tomato song to Romano. Romano was yelling at Germany to stay away from his little brother who was eating pasta. Which Romano stole I might add, causing Germany to calm Italy down by giving him some crayons and paper. Italy drew a pink bunny eating pasta. :D

While the chaos took place Prussia had stopped by Canada's house to get some Maple syrup. When he got home he made himself some pancakes singing the "Do you Like Waffles" song to himself.

Back at the meeting America left to get McDonalds to bring home and eat with Tony. Britain was having his afternoon scone and Tea. Canada was having a panic attack. That no one noticed… China was having fun at his Chinatown he made outside during the fighting. Japan was making a videogame. Italy was drawing all his friends Making Germany angry. Russia was handing out "Become one with mother Russia" Flyers.

After a few hours Prussia was ambushed at his house. But his awesomeness still lives on.

THE END!

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LOL sorry for this… It was pretty much just run on sorry if it got on your nerves. Btw my bro was so creped out afterwards. XD