Prank

Summary: Random little Drabble. My first try at Yaoi and Sexual activities are implied.(The word sex is used once!) YagyuuxNiou

Disclaimer:I own nothing.

"Beeeeewwwaaarrreeee," a muffled voice drawled out, "the most important thing to you is about to be dessssstttrrroooyyyyeeeddd!"

The purple haired boy blinked as he pushed his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

"Niou, unless you plan on committing self inflicted pain or suicide I don't see how you're in any danger of being destroyed." Yagyuu replied dryly in the receiver of his cell phone.

Shrugging Niou tried not to smirk. He had known that Yagyuu would see right through him but, a boy could wonder if his boyfriend had his priorities straight, right?

"Eh, just wondering if you loved me or the sex more,"

And when he heard his boyfriend sputter and cough as he choked on the soda he was drinking Niou smiled triumphantly.