Written by Nikki 'Hale' and Sarah the 'Plum'.


SUMMARY: Alice and Rosalie while chatting on facebook. Written like a screenplay. Enjoy!


Nikki: Alice

Sarah: Rosalie

Rosalie: Hey x

Alice: Hey x

Rosalie: Wuu2 x

Alice: nm u? x

Rosalie: nm x

Alice: howz u x

Rosalie: fine thnx x u?

Alice: brill x

Rosalie: y? x

Alice: finished a make out session with Jasper x

Rosalie: OML what was it like? x

Alice: normal normal y? x

Rosalie: Coz I finished a make out session as well and I feel good x

Alice: OML what was it like? x

Rosalie: Brill! x

Alice: Nom x

Rosalie: whatcha eatin? X

Alice: blood what else? X

Rosalie: oh kwl wubu2 ? X

Alice: hunting

Rosalie: oh cool, howz Eddiepuss?

Alice: fine jealous

Rosalie: y?

Alice: Bells broke up with him and shes making out with Jacob on our couch x

Rosalie: oh haha y she break up with him x

Alice: coz… erm… he wouldn't make out with her and she was desperate

Rosalie: wow even Em is not that desperate x lol

Alice: lolums, hey Seth is on!

Rosalie: OML gotta go chat to him!

*Seth comes on facebook, they start chatting to him* (Sarah's Note: I love him!)

Rosalie: Hey Seth

Seth: heyy, hows it going?

Alice: Fine thnx :D :P xx

Rosalie: Fine thnx wuu2, Al, y u put xx?

Alice: Oopps, Sozz Sethy!

Rosalie: Sethy?

Alice: Yeaah!

Seth: bin with the wolf pack, u seen Jake?

Alice: Yeah, hes making out with Bells on the couch at mine!

Rosalie: hahahahahhahaha

Seth: OML what bout Ed?

Alice: hes depressed and will be at the Volturi in a day! :D

Rosalie: its not my fault this time?

Alice: no unless u made Bella break up with him and kiss a dog!

Rosalie: wonder what's it like to kiss a dog?

Alice&Rosalie: SETH!

Seth: eerrmmm…

Alice: go on Rose! Em wont mind!

Rosalie: he wont?

Alice: no xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Rosalie: Okay, coming Seth!

*Rosalie logs off*

Seth: AL! Now I have to kiss a bitch!

Alice: wont be that bad, you're kissing your own breed!

Seth: !

Alice: hehe! X


A/N Erm, this was so funny to write with Sarah! We kept saying random stuff while writing it and stuffing out mouths with cheese puffs! Lolums!

Nikki xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LOVE YOU ALL WHO READ IT!