"Romano! Are you ready for your Spanish lessons?" Spain asked Chibi Romano.

"No, you dummy-bastard! Why can't I leave?" Chibi Romano folded his arms and glared at his boss, Spain.

"Now what does 'Dame un beso' mean? Romano?"

"No!" Chibi Romano shoved Spain and made for the door.

"Romano! Don't go out! You'll-" Spain tried to stop Chibi Romano, but he failed. Chibi Romano ran out the door…

There was a bright flash of light, and Chibi Romano was standing in the middle of a road. There was one person in the middle of the road, and right in front of him a massive British tank was heading towards them.

"What the-" Chibi Romano glanced around. The tank was coming closer.

"Wah! Don't shoot me don't shoot don't shoot!" yelled the random person. Was it a woman? Chibi Romano couldn't tell. She? He? Pulled out a white flag and waved it around. "White flag, see? White flag!"

"You jerk! We have to get out!" Chibi Romano grabbed the person by the arm and dived into a bush. The tank passed without noticing them.

"Ve~? Oh, it's a little kid." The person turned around and looked at Chibi Romano.

"Y-you're a guy!" yelled Chibi Romano. "You- white-flag bastard!"

"Ve? You sound like my older brother. I'm going to take you home and you can meet my best friend, Germany."

"This Germany bastard sounds like a wimp already," muttered Chibi Romano.

"Germany! Germany! Look, I made a friend!" The person threw open a door and ran in, dragging Chibi Romano behind him.

"What? Oh, Veneziano. Why do you have a little kid?" Germany said. He was not, Chibi Romano noted, a wimp. Actually, he was quite the opposite.

"I'm not a little kid, you… potato-bastard!" Chibi Romano said.

"You definitely sound like my older brother!" said Veneziano.

"Your brother sounds like a jerk," Chibi Romano said.

"Yes, he is. Now, kid, starting today, you're our servant," said Germany. "Clean the kitchen."