Hi, here's a new fic. This is not really a story, it's a reserve and a collection of my gags and parodies of Mario games and Mario. In the parodies, Mario speaks with « a » at the end, like he has always done in English *I think*, so no questions about his language.
The joy of the pause
In SMB, Mario's about to jump on a goomba when the scene ends.
Mario : Mama mia, not again!
Goomba : What's going on?
Mario : It's-a the dumb-a player who still has pressed pause at some point interfere-a.
Goomba : Damn, not again!
Mario : Yes, it's-a really a bad habit he has to press-a pause at the wrong time.
Goomba : And it also work on me, i could touch you if the scene wouldn't stop.
Mario : I would easily avoided anyway.
Goomba*A bit angry* : It's not true.
Mario : Yes is it!
Mario remark suddenly out of the TV where he's in that the player arrives to restart his game.
Mario : Here it is, keep-a laying.
The player starts the game and Mario continue his run after avoiding the goomba.
Goomba : Ah go fuck yourself!
Later, Mario is in another run, he passes through a hole by jumping over. But, in the middle of the hole where Mario was jumping, the player has pressed again on pause.
Mario : YOU FUCKING-A RETARD! WHY DID YOU PRESS-A PAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOLE. Hurry up, just start the game and stop-a making the retarded.
Ten minutes later.
Mario : Mama mia! He does it on purpose, hurry, i'm-a getting cramps and i'll fall.
But too late, Mario fall in the hole, alone, and lose a life.
Mario : Congratulations damn-a player, because of your bullshit, you lost a life for nothing.
Later, on a flat surface with a goomba on it, and 3 bloks of brick one step further with a goomba, Mario's still running once more toward the goomba and…well, you get the idea.
Mario : Ah motherf*cker, again and again-a, ….*Sigh* F*ck-a this, i continue even if it breaks!
Mario fled, continuing the board, leaving the 2 enemies, they begin to discut.
Goomba : Maybe Mario is right, it's bad to stand still during the pause, and in addition, it causes cramps!
Koopa : Hey, do you want to do the same thing with me? There is a small bistro not far from here, and in this hour, there are not many people.
Goomba : Yes, we go.
The goomba and the koopa go away.
Here, my first short-story, it's short but in the next chapters, it'll have more than one short.
