Hi, here's a new fic. This is not really a story, it's a reserve and a collection of my gags and parodies of Mario games and Mario. In the parodies, Mario speaks with « a » at the end, like he has always done in English *I think*, so no questions about his language.

The joy of the pause

In SMB, Mario's about to jump on a goomba when the scene ends.

Mario : Mama mia, not again!

Goomba : What's going on?

Mario : It's-a the dumb-a player who still has pressed pause at some point interfere-a.

Goomba : Damn, not again!

Mario : Yes, it's-a really a bad habit he has to press-a pause at the wrong time.

Goomba : And it also work on me, i could touch you if the scene wouldn't stop.

Mario : I would easily avoided anyway.

Goomba*A bit angry* : It's not true.

Mario : Yes is it!

Mario remark suddenly out of the TV where he's in that the player arrives to restart his game.

Mario : Here it is, keep-a laying.

The player starts the game and Mario continue his run after avoiding the goomba.

Goomba : Ah go fuck yourself!

Later, Mario is in another run, he passes through a hole by jumping over. But, in the middle of the hole where Mario was jumping, the player has pressed again on pause.

Mario : YOU FUCKING-A RETARD! WHY DID YOU PRESS-A PAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOLE. Hurry up, just start the game and stop-a making the retarded.

Ten minutes later.

Mario : Mama mia! He does it on purpose, hurry, i'm-a getting cramps and i'll fall.

But too late, Mario fall in the hole, alone, and lose a life.

Mario : Congratulations damn-a player, because of your bullshit, you lost a life for nothing.

Later, on a flat surface with a goomba on it, and 3 bloks of brick one step further with a goomba, Mario's still running once more toward the goomba and…well, you get the idea.

Mario : Ah motherf*cker, again and again-a, ….*Sigh* F*ck-a this, i continue even if it breaks!

Mario fled, continuing the board, leaving the 2 enemies, they begin to discut.

Goomba : Maybe Mario is right, it's bad to stand still during the pause, and in addition, it causes cramps!

Koopa : Hey, do you want to do the same thing with me? There is a small bistro not far from here, and in this hour, there are not many people.

Goomba : Yes, we go.

The goomba and the koopa go away.

Here, my first short-story, it's short but in the next chapters, it'll have more than one short.