Ode To Mother Russia
BY: Hazuki Katsuragi
O Mother Russia
The Fairest land of all
You wrap us in a Blanket
Of Warm snow
In the summer, spring,
And even in the fall
Your sister, Mother Volga
Though Dashing she may be
Holds no compare
Over your land so fair
Even though
It only seems that way to me
The Mongols those ancestors
Who tried to invade
Were Defeated and left
Because your fighting
was O so great
And the Tartars
Those guys that destroyed
Everything insight
Were finally defeated
After having a tummy ache
In their bed one night
I love you Mother Russia
And your land O so barren
With Siberian Tigers,
Manmade rivers,
And ice by the thousands
I do believe though
However empty you may seem
I myself love your
Extraordinary Symmetry
Now pray tell
Of Napoleon who
Not once but twice
Tried to conquer you
So you fought back
Entrapping him
In your winter so cold
And sending his men
Back to France
That land of wine
Covered in ice
And who else remembers
All the many Tsars of old
In the castles
Topped by Kisses
And their empire of cold
Then there's that revolution
Which your people
Against you they lead
Killing off the empire
With a sense of dread
What about Stalingrad
On that fateful day
You and the Germans
Stayed all night awake
Until finally you sent them
Those miserable soldiers
Crying home
To Daddy Germany
While you admist all the joy
Cleaned up the mess
Accepted the termoial
And took care of your people
And who can forget
The cold hand that stayed
Protecting your Country
While holding America at bay
And what about Stalin
Who played with fate
Prolonging his reign
Until, for you and your people
It was much too late
So where are you now?
Covered in your snow?
Whilst I sit here and type
About all your misfortune
Dear Mother Russia
It should please you to know
In America it's warm
Whist in Soviet Russia
It's forever cold
OK so yeah, I know it's a bit mean, but i think it's also a bit funny...
