Friendship is Magic: Part 1
An Early Entry
Spike: [Walks towards the door holding Moondancer's gift.]
Twilight: [Opens door]
Spike: [Standing a few feet away] You opened the door too early, Twilight.
Director: Cut!
Belly-flop
[Twilight is reading and Spike is re-shelving books, balancing on a ladder.]
Twilight: [Twilight is flipping the pages of Predictions and Prophecies] Mare, mare… aha! [She stops at the page she was looking for] The Mare in the Moon: myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape and she will bring about night time eternal! [Gasps] Spike, do you know what this means?
Spike: No- WHOA! [Spike suddenly loses his balance and falls off the ladder]
Twilight: [Prepares to catch him.]
Spike: [Falls face-first into the floor right in front of Twilight.]
[Beat]
Twilight: Um… oops?
Director: Cut… and can someone get the nurse?
Smoky Situation
Spike: [Uses his fire breath to send off Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.]
[The 'letter smoke' rises towards the window… which is closed.]
Twilight: Spike, you forgot to open the window!
Spike: [Sarcastically] Sure, whenever something goes wrong, blame the dragon!
Director: CUT!
Gastastrophe
Spike: [Burps out Princess Celestia's reply letter, which hits Twilight in the face.]
Twilight: [Clutches nose] Ow, my dose!
Director: Cut!
A Hoarse Greeting
[Twilight and Spike have arrived in Ponyville.]
Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: [Trots over and stands in front of Twilight and Spike.]
Spike: [Gestures towards Pinkie] Come on, Twilight, just try!
Twilight: Um… hello?
Pinkie: [Suddenly leaps into the air] GAAAAAASSS- *chokes*
Director: Cut! Cut! CUT!
Pinkie: Sorry. [Coughs one last time] That's pretty hard to do. [Giggles]
Sweet Apple Mess-Up
Applejack: YEEHAW! [Runs towards an apple tree and bucks it with her hind legs. Nothing happens.]
[Beat]
[Applejack bucks it again… and again.]
Applejack: What in tarnation?!
Twilight: [Off-screen] Applejack, I think you've already harvested the apples from that one.
Applejack: [Looks up and sees that there aren't any apples on the tree] Oops, my bad. [Chuckles]
Director: Cut!
Apple Tumble
Twilight: [sigh] Let's get this over with… [Walks up to Applejack] Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle-
Applejack: [Grabs Twilight's hoof and begins shaking it vigorously.] Well howdy-doo Miss- [She accidentally releases Twilight's hoof, sending her flying backwards into an apple tree.]
Twilight: [Groans in agony]
[All the apples from the tree fall down on top of Twilight.]
Director: CUT!
A Whole Lot of Apples
*Take 1
[Twilight and Spike have been sat down at a table.]
Applejack: Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?
Twilight: Thanks, but I really need to hurry-
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Fritter-
Apple Fritter: Hey, you already mentioned me!
Apple Strudel: I can't believe you don't even remember your own uncle Apple Strudel!
Applejack: It's not my fault that we all have 'apple' in our names, it's all so confusin'.
Red Gala: I don't have 'apple' in my name.
Applejack: Oh, gimme a break!
Director: Cut!
*Take 2
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp… [Takes deep breath and coughs] Dagnabbit! I almost had it!
Director: Cut!
*Take 3
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Toffee Apple-
Director: There's no Toffee Apple in the script!
Applejack: Seriously?!
*Take 4
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche and Apple Cinnamon Crisp. Phew!
Director: You forgot Big Mac, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith.
Applejack: OH COME ON!
Sweetie Belle: [Off-set] Hey, that's my line!
Director: CUUUUUT!
*Take 17
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, [throat dries up] Ugh! Can I have a glass of water?
Director: [Starting to get a little mad.] Cut… again.
*Take 29
Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... [Deep breath] Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom and… Granny Smith!
Director: YES! She finally did it! Pierre, did you get all that?
Pierre The Cameraman: Um… sorry, but the film kinda ran out around Take 17.
Director: Ugh. [Buries his face in his hands] I should have stayed in culinary school.
Rain-Blow Bye
Rainbow Dash: [After soaking Twilight with water from a cloud] Oops, I guess I overdid it. Um, uh, how about this? [Begins flying around Twilight, creating a rainbow-tornado]. My very own patented Rain-Blow Dry! [She lowers herself to the ground again] No no, don't thank me. You're quite…
Twilight: [Flies through the air, still caught in Rainbow Dash's tornado.]
Rainbow: … welcome…
Director: Cut! Can someone get her back down?
Too Clowny
Rarity: [Shoves Twilight into different outfits] Too green… too yellow… too poofy…not poofy en- EEW! [She suddenly realises that Twilight is wearing a clown outfit] Who messed with the wardrobe?
Rainbow Dash: [Laughs off-set]
Director: RAINBOW DASH!
Tongue-tied Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya… um… can I start over?
Director: Cut!
Pinkie: Heh… talking this fast sure makes you get tongue-tied. [Pokes tongue out.]
Trumped
[Disco music blares as Spike opens the door to Twilight's room. Twilight has her head buried beneath a pillow.]
Spike: Hey Twilight! Pinkie Pie's starting "Pin the Tail on the Pony"! Wanna play?
Twilight: [Doesn't answer]
Spike: …Twilight?
[Beat]
Twilight: [Snores]
Spike: [Chuckles] Hold on guys. [The dragon leaves the room, comes back with a trumpet, and walks up to Twilight's bed. He then takes deep breath and blows hard into the trumpet.]
[The trumpet makes a loud blaring sound.]
Twilight: YAAAAAAH! [She springs way up in the air and hits her head on the ceiling.]
Spike: [Starts rolling on the floor laughing.]
Twilight: [Looks at camera, rubbing her head.] That thing's not rolling, is it?
Curtains
*Take 1
[Everyone is ready to celebrate the Summer Sun Celebration.]
Mayor Mare: And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land; the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day- the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...
Fluttershy: [To her animal friends] Ready?
Mayor Mare: ... Princess Celestia!
[The curtains open.]
Everypony: [Gasps]
[Derpy is standing on the balcony.]
[Long awkward pause]
Rainbow Dash: Derpy, what are you doing on the balcony?!
Derpy: I'm on a balcony?
Director: CUT!
*Take 2
Mayor Mare: And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...
Fluttershy: [To her animal friends] Ready?
Mayor Mare: ... Princess Celestia!
[Curtains open]
Everypony: [Gasps]
Rainbow Dash: [Gasps louder] COSPLAY! [Gallops away as fast as she can]
Scootaloo: [Wearing a Rainbow Dash costume] Bye, Rainbow Dash!
Director: Security!
*Take 3
Mayor Mare: And now, it is my great honour to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...
Fluttershy: [To her animal friends] Ready?
Mayor Mare: ... Princess Celestia!
[Curtains open]
Everyone: [gasps]
Rarity: Huh?
Mayor Mare: YES! There's no one there to ruin the take!
Director: UGH! YOU just ruined the take!
Mayor: Huh?
Director: You spoke out of character!
Everypony: [Chatters and shouts angrily at the mayor]
Mayor: Um… SAY CUT ALREADY!
Black Snooty
[Nightmare Moon has made her presence known.]
Nightmare Moon: [Chuckle] Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes! How about... Queen Meanie! No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty- [bursts out laughing]
Twilight: …What's so funny?
Pinkie: Heh… Snooty's just a funny word.
Twilight: [Rolls eyes]
Pinkie: Come on! Snooty, snooty, snooty, SNOOTY! [Rolls on the floor laughing.]
Director: Cut!
Pinkie: [Hiccups] Darn it.
Choky Smokes
Nightmare Moon: [chuckle] Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever! [Laughs maniacally while thunder claps… then she coughs and splutters]
[Pause]
Nightmare Moon: Ahem… Sorry, everypony. I'm just… [Smirks] a little hoarse.
Everyone: [Snorts with laughter]
Director: Cut!
Endnote: I plan on doing one chapter per episode. If you have any ideas for bloopers, just say in the reviews or PM me. Next up is Friendship is Magic, Part 2.
