Billie and Johnny: *Enters*

Cast: *Mumbles greetings*

Billie: What's going on here?

EG: An awkward silence because Will refuses to talk to Heather.

Billie: Sounds fun.

Johnny: You two need to make up. She found the baby, Will...a month and a half ago.

Billie: A month and a half? Already? Wow. I'm done here. *Walks out*

Johnny: *Cries* Jimmy! No! Not again! Don't leave me!

Whatsername: *Slaps Johnny* This means our Jimmy is coming back you know.

Johnny: I liked the new St. Jimmy!

Jimmy: Wow, then maybe I should just leave.

Johnny: Jimmy! *Hugs*

Jimmy: Um...You can release me now.

Johnny: I missed you so much! *Kisses*

Cast: Eww!

Jimmy: So I'm assuming all your lives sucked without me.

Johnny: They did!

Jimmy: *Puts his arm around Johnny* I already know yours did. So let me sum up what happened here; Will and Heather fought so now he's giving her the silent treatment, Johnny missed me so much he convinced himself to love Billie, and Tunny was being a weak ass wuss as usually.

EG: Dead on.

Tunny: Yeah comple— HEY! I thought I had to be in the war to suffer this much abuse!

Jimmy: Shove it, wimp.

Johnny: You haven't changed a bit.

Jimmy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I bum a cigarette?

Johnny: Don't have any. Christian might. He's in the bathroom crying.

Jimmy. Be right back. *Walks toward bathroom* CHRISTIAN! STOP FUCKING CRYING, YOU WUSS! YOU'RE TURNING INTO TUNNY FOR GOD SAKES!

Heather: I'm leaving, I gotta get the baby.

Will: What do you mean get the baby? You said the baby was at your house.

Heather: No, my friend's house.

Jimmy: JESUS!

Johnny: Yes?

Jimmy: NOT YOU!

Will: Your...your friend?

Heather: What? Do you think she's some drunk drug user?

Will: Uh, yeah, kinda.

Heather: God you're rude. She's only a stripper and what happened to the silent treatment?

Will: She's only a WHAT!

Heather: I'll see you later. *Runs out*

Jimmy: Don't ever go in there.

EG: Why?

Jimmy: Just don't.