Billie and Johnny: *Enters*
Cast: *Mumbles greetings*
Billie: What's going on here?
EG: An awkward silence because Will refuses to talk to Heather.
Billie: Sounds fun.
Johnny: You two need to make up. She found the baby, Will...a month and a half ago.
Billie: A month and a half? Already? Wow. I'm done here. *Walks out*
Johnny: *Cries* Jimmy! No! Not again! Don't leave me!
Whatsername: *Slaps Johnny* This means our Jimmy is coming back you know.
Johnny: I liked the new St. Jimmy!
Jimmy: Wow, then maybe I should just leave.
Johnny: Jimmy! *Hugs*
Jimmy: Um...You can release me now.
Johnny: I missed you so much! *Kisses*
Cast: Eww!
Jimmy: So I'm assuming all your lives sucked without me.
Johnny: They did!
Jimmy: *Puts his arm around Johnny* I already know yours did. So let me sum up what happened here; Will and Heather fought so now he's giving her the silent treatment, Johnny missed me so much he convinced himself to love Billie, and Tunny was being a weak ass wuss as usually.
EG: Dead on.
Tunny: Yeah comple— HEY! I thought I had to be in the war to suffer this much abuse!
Jimmy: Shove it, wimp.
Johnny: You haven't changed a bit.
Jimmy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I bum a cigarette?
Johnny: Don't have any. Christian might. He's in the bathroom crying.
Jimmy. Be right back. *Walks toward bathroom* CHRISTIAN! STOP FUCKING CRYING, YOU WUSS! YOU'RE TURNING INTO TUNNY FOR GOD SAKES!
Heather: I'm leaving, I gotta get the baby.
Will: What do you mean get the baby? You said the baby was at your house.
Heather: No, my friend's house.
Jimmy: JESUS!
Johnny: Yes?
Jimmy: NOT YOU!
Will: Your...your friend?
Heather: What? Do you think she's some drunk drug user?
Will: Uh, yeah, kinda.
Heather: God you're rude. She's only a stripper and what happened to the silent treatment?
Will: She's only a WHAT!
Heather: I'll see you later. *Runs out*
Jimmy: Don't ever go in there.
EG: Why?
Jimmy: Just don't.
