Mike Schmidt enters his first exciting day, or should I say night, because its 12 AM to 6AM, well, that's technically morning, I don't fucking know I'm not a Whovian those guys are too cool for me.
"Oh boy oh boy" Mike looks rather excited "This is going to be great, I can't wait to work 4$ an hour which is incredibly under minimum wage."
The phone rings, Mike doesn't know how to answer a phone, so he ignores, the phone answers anyway, whoa, spooky!
"Hello!?" the guy on the phone says
"Hello" Mike replies
"This is a pre-recorded message, Mike, ya fucking idiot" The phone guy replies
"Damn son"
"Look you're not gonna die if you're not stupid ok?"
"That's what my mom told me"
"That's neat kiddo, don't die and don't waste power"
Mike looks at the cameras, he sees the animatronics, Bonnie, Chica, and Freddy.
"They look like cunts" Mike says to himself, he'll be doing this a lot.
"What a bunch of losers"
Bonnie heard this and moves, ominously saying "The fuck you say to me?"
Mike urinates profusely.
"Shit nigga, fuck my ass" Bonnie continues to get closer, it's too late, it's 6AM
"Neat, 1 down, 4 to go!" Mike exits the building.
The animatronics conspire.
"Ya fucked up Bonnie" Freddy says
"You should have just went up to the door and told him his car lights were on."
"I hesitated, alright? Shit have you ever been that close to a cool dude like that?" Bonnie asks
"Why don't we just get Foxy?" Chica asks, but before she can finish, Foxy bolts out of the curtains and screams.
"Yeah yeah shut up you fucking moron" The three put him back behind the curtain.
"We got 4 more days, let's not fuck this up" Freddy says.
