Disclaimer: I do not own 007 or InuYasha. Too bad for me. (
Introduction: This is my crazy attempt to make a Bond parody. Our hero's name is Agent
Seymour Bunns. (The name pun is not a coincidence) Unlike Bond, he CAN'T get the
ladies. His arch foe's name is Rubber Band. (Don't ask) Well, that's all. Enjoy.
Chapter One: Infiltration
*In the not-so-hidden fortress of Rubber Band*
Seymour Bunns: Guards! Crap. How will I get to the door.
Guard: Did you hear something?
SB: No, you didn't
G: Oh. Ok.
Guard 2: Hey! It's Seymour Bunns!
SB:... Great. There goes my secrecy. *Pulls out a paintball gun* Die!
G+G2: ???
SB: Ooops. *Pulls out a pistol* Now die! *Shoots them*
G+G2: Ahhhh *Die*
SB: Great! Now to get into Rubber Band's room! *Opens the door, with his pistol ready*
Alright Rubber Band! Surrender!
Rubber Band: I think not! Guards! *3 guards come out of another door* Keep him busy!
I will escape! *Pushes a button, and a portal opens* See you later, Bunns! Ahahahaha!!!!
SB: No! *Shoots the guards* Must get to the portal! *Jumps in*
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He lands on the other side. A strange sight appears to him. A man with dog ears, 2
women, 1 little boy with fox ears and an odd looking monk are standing in front of him*
Kagome: Hey, he looks like he's from my time!
Shippou: Who this?
Inuyasha: I say we kill him!
SB: Where am I?
Cliffie! Mwhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Introduction: This is my crazy attempt to make a Bond parody. Our hero's name is Agent
Seymour Bunns. (The name pun is not a coincidence) Unlike Bond, he CAN'T get the
ladies. His arch foe's name is Rubber Band. (Don't ask) Well, that's all. Enjoy.
Chapter One: Infiltration
*In the not-so-hidden fortress of Rubber Band*
Seymour Bunns: Guards! Crap. How will I get to the door.
Guard: Did you hear something?
SB: No, you didn't
G: Oh. Ok.
Guard 2: Hey! It's Seymour Bunns!
SB:... Great. There goes my secrecy. *Pulls out a paintball gun* Die!
G+G2: ???
SB: Ooops. *Pulls out a pistol* Now die! *Shoots them*
G+G2: Ahhhh *Die*
SB: Great! Now to get into Rubber Band's room! *Opens the door, with his pistol ready*
Alright Rubber Band! Surrender!
Rubber Band: I think not! Guards! *3 guards come out of another door* Keep him busy!
I will escape! *Pushes a button, and a portal opens* See you later, Bunns! Ahahahaha!!!!
SB: No! *Shoots the guards* Must get to the portal! *Jumps in*
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He lands on the other side. A strange sight appears to him. A man with dog ears, 2
women, 1 little boy with fox ears and an odd looking monk are standing in front of him*
Kagome: Hey, he looks like he's from my time!
Shippou: Who this?
Inuyasha: I say we kill him!
SB: Where am I?
Cliffie! Mwhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
