Disclaimer: I do not own 007 or InuYasha. Too bad for me. (

Introduction: This is my crazy attempt to make a Bond parody. Our hero's name is Agent

Seymour Bunns. (The name pun is not a coincidence) Unlike Bond, he CAN'T get the

ladies. His arch foe's name is Rubber Band. (Don't ask) Well, that's all. Enjoy.

Chapter One: Infiltration

*In the not-so-hidden fortress of Rubber Band*

Seymour Bunns: Guards! Crap. How will I get to the door.

Guard: Did you hear something?

SB: No, you didn't

G: Oh. Ok.

Guard 2: Hey! It's Seymour Bunns!

SB:... Great. There goes my secrecy. *Pulls out a paintball gun* Die!

G+G2: ???

SB: Ooops. *Pulls out a pistol* Now die! *Shoots them*

G+G2: Ahhhh *Die*

SB: Great! Now to get into Rubber Band's room! *Opens the door, with his pistol ready*

Alright Rubber Band! Surrender!

Rubber Band: I think not! Guards! *3 guards come out of another door* Keep him busy!

I will escape! *Pushes a button, and a portal opens* See you later, Bunns! Ahahahaha!!!!

SB: No! *Shoots the guards* Must get to the portal! *Jumps in*

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*He lands on the other side. A strange sight appears to him. A man with dog ears, 2

women, 1 little boy with fox ears and an odd looking monk are standing in front of him*

Kagome: Hey, he looks like he's from my time!

Shippou: Who this?

Inuyasha: I say we kill him!

SB: Where am I?

Cliffie! Mwhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha