THE GREAT BELLA SWITCH

First off I'd like to tell you a bit about this particular story and why I made the connection. You see, there is this movie designed for younger kids. It called The ketchup Vampires. A movie about a family of vampires who drink ketchup instead of blood. The bad vampires who wish to drink blood cannot because the Legacy of Dracula has been taken from them. This legacy is what gave all the vampires the power to drink blood. Without it they cannot drink blood so they eat blood sausage. So, by now I'm sure you think I'm crazy, but there is more. This movie is a romance between a human girl and a young vampire by the name of Vampino. But this isn't the crazy part. The human girl lives with her grandfather in Castle Ravenstien, and her name is Bella. No joke. I'm serious look it up on youtube. The girls name is Bella. And the vampire, Vampino (bet you just laughed Sparkles Rock My World...you perv) Any way, Vampino watches Bella as she sleeps. He thinks she looks so cute. I would love to talk to the author of Twilight about this. Coincidence or not? Probably is but hey I can imagine right? Anyway…Enjoy!

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Edward reluctantly hung up the phone. He had to wait a whole 30 minutes before he could even talk to Bella again. She needed some time to do Human beauty things before they went on a date. What was he supposed to do until then? Edward paced the floor just trying to pass the time. When you live forever time becomes a solid mass which never ends and in which five minutes is the same as an hour.

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"Mom. Dad. I'm leaving now." called Vampino as he stepped out into the chilly night air.

"Don't be back too late dear." called back his mother from where she sat with baby Chubby.

Vampino grabbed the edges of his ragged cape and took to the sky's. The sooner he reached his Bella the better.

Bella was waiting for him in the usual spot by the moat. Vampino landed gracefully and greeted his girlfriend with a kiss.

"I missed you." he joked.

"It's been what an hour. I'm sure it couldn't have been that bad." she replied with a giggle.

"Oh but it was." he said giving her another kiss. "An hour is an awfully long time."

"How did you ever live without me before?"

"No Idea…Oh by the way I got you something." the young boy pulled a small wrapped present from his pocket. "Happy Birthday Bella."

"Oh, Pino. You shouldn't have. It's beautiful." she gasped as she pulled the beautiful emerald bracelet out of the box. "It must've been terribly expensive."

"Nothing compared to how much you mean to me."

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Meanwhile, in a dark lair somewhere in a mountainous and snowy state, evil plans were being made.

"Hey Jessie." came a dark male voice from amongst the shadows.

"Yes Tori." came an equally mischievous voice from the opposite side of the room.

"Wanna have some fun?"

"You know it."

Two girls, One name, Different worlds, Now the same. On the stroke of one, the switch be done.