Dub Bashing Rhymes

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Kruu~?^-^ You want read poems of dub bashing?! You want read Joruri's poems of dub bashing?!? Wai! Joruri ureshii desu!!^-^ ::glomp:: I hope you enjoy these.. I'm not very good at writing poems.. I usually got 3 or 4 out of 5 in poetry class.^-^;; But these should turn out okay.. ::shrugs::

Just so you know, each chapter is going to have one poem of bashing, or a parody of something, in which Yoh-tachi make fun of it.. I'm not too sure, I haven't planned everything out yet. So for now, enjoy a little poemish thing about Lenny.^-^;;

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Hello Ol' chums! Lenny is my bloody name
To become shaman king and kill that blasted Yoh is my aim
I carry with me a bloody "sword on a stick"
And yes, shaman ass, it does kick

Yes, I am bloody British
And don't make fun of me, 'less you want your head on a dish
Yes, yes. I know, I know, I should be Chinese
Sadly 4kids did not listen to your pleas..

Hey listen up, you. Yes, yes, you..
I still know all my bloody kung fu
And I still have my charm and adorable spike
Think, you twit! Me and Ren are exactly alike!

::twitch:: "Kisama! Us, alike? I think not!"
(Don't worry, this is just part of Joruri's crazy plot)
"Don't fret, you twit. Its just a cartoon, I say."
"Twit?!? Kisama! At least I don't sound like I'm freaking gay!"

"Hey, watch your language! This is, after all, a blasted children's show."
"That's it! You, Lenny Tao, are next on death row!"
"Oh bloody 'hell"
Ren strikes. Lenny does nothing to repel

"Chuuka Zanmai!" Ren cries.
Lenny, on the other hand, just says his good-byes
And in a flash, the horror of Lenny is done
Next chapter, another poem and more dub bashing fun!

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You like? Sorry it's so short.(_ _) Joruri have trouble with these sort of things. @_@ Tell me what you think and I suppose I'll make more.^-^;; REVIEW!!!

Um.. If there is a DUB character you want to see a poem about, please tell me about it!^-^ I plan to do a lot of these, but my memory keeps me from remembering a couple of things about the dub.^-^;; Yeah, sure. I COULD watch the episodes I recorded, but its just too evil!XO So suggest a couple of dub characters, ManKin groups, scenes, dialogue, and all that stuff.^-^ Sankyuu!!

Oh yeah.. By the way, I'm VERY, VERY, VERY sorry for my lack of updates on "I didn't do it", "Early Holidays", and "Anna Kyouyama, Itako & idol.."(_ _) ::hides:: I'm really, really sorry, but I've either been to busy or too lazy to update.^-^;; ::narrowly dodges a poisoned riceball:: O.O!! Ahhh I'm working on them, I SWEAR!!!XO I'll get'em up soon!! I promise!! ::hides from the risk of being hit by poisoned riceballs::

~Joruri Soma

::went off to look for inspiration::