Disclaimers: Not mine. Not. Not.
Just a Banana
A Banana peel can do a lot to a person.
'I'm hungry...'
'Go eat some soil...I have no qualms about the trees either.' said Kaoru casually.
'Uh. No thanks... I think I'll pass...'
Sano crawled into the living room with the intention of stealing other people's food but as soon as he entered, his eyes rested on a bunch of pretty Bananas. He proceeded to shove it into his mouth then fling the peel aside.
'Hey mister...you don't wanna leave me lying around you know...? People will hate both you and me for that.'
'Huh?..' Sano looked around frantically but being just about the tallest person around where half the people were less than five feet tall, saw no one and obviously missed the half inch peel on the floor.
I'm hearing thingsBUT... It could have been a ghost
'Fine...leave me here...'
'I AM hearing things...' says Sano to convince himself and hastily proceeds home to clean his ears out, then maybe see a doctor.
Reverse psychology does not work with people whose brains are already put on reverse.Thought the banana peel to itself as it lay in the middle of nowhere.
Soon Yahiko runs out of his room andinto the corridor. He notices the cunningly placed banana peel and slows down as he approaches it. He stops a mere half metre away and glares at it.
'I bet my Pikachu and Hello kitty underwear that Sano put you here to make me bet my pikachu and Hello Kitty underwear to bet on my Pikachu and Hello Kitty underwear...' He stopped thinking as things got a little too complicated.
'Huh?'
Yahiko scratched his nit infested head and drooled lamely with his eyes half opened and unfocused.
'Uh-huh...pika?...huhuuhuhuuhhhuuhh...' quipped Yahiko as he laughed idiotically.
His motionlessness enticed some birds to build a nest on top of his head.
A nest was soon built and it sat magnificently on Yahiko's head.The eggs were laid. The eggs were hatched. The baby birds ate nits which resided in Yahiko's head. As a sign of appreciation, they made a dent in his head before flying off to start a new generation.
'Yahiko! Where's my Tofu?'
'Huh?...' Yahiko snapped out of his reverie and remembered the banana peel.
'But you got it wrong this time Sanosuke...I'll get you...I'll have the last laugh...Just you wait.'
Yahiko laughed maniacally.
'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!'
His fingers moved in synchrony to his laughter. The sky turned black. Lightning flashed then striked him. Cursing the world, he picked up the banana peel up and put it where Sano was sure to walk.
Yahiko suddenly felt a strange sort of itch to the side of his head and as he scratched, bits and pieces of the nest to fall off.
'What's this?...I'm balding??!...' he muttered incredulously, screamed and ran off to the toilet to further investigate and hide from the cruel cruel world.
Kaoru ran out, crossing Sano's path on her way to where she had heard Yahiko scream and slipped on the banana peel.
'AHHHHH!!!Who put this lousy banana peel- YAHIKO!!!' thundered Kaoru who too, proceeded in the direction of the toilet.
To be continued...
Thank you for your time. I have no idea where this story is heading!
