So Ive been working on this one for a while now. I couldn't post it yesterday because I was too sick. Been wanting to for a long time now but here it is…HOPE YALL LIKE IT!!!

1. Make her wear nothing but green.

2. Call her short.

3. Tell her she looks like a man.

4. When she is not looking, dye he hair fire truck red.

5. Then ask if shes a leprechaun.

6. Cut her credit cards.

7. Decide to go and visit Jacob tomorrow, then ask her to predict your future for the next day.

8. When she says she can't see you, tell her she is a fake. (Then run like crazy!!!)

9. Hide her clothes.

10. Wreck her Porsche.

11. Spill tomato sauce on her designer clothes.

12. Make her listen to Edwards classical music.

13. Buy Bella a lifetimes supply of baggy black shirts and lose grey sweatpants.

14. Pour mustard in her shoes.

15. Convince Jacob to bite her leg off so she can't dance anymore.(Then run like crazy… again!)

16. Tell her that Jasper is cheating on her with Kate.

17. Hide the mates to all of her shoes all over Forks.

18. Call her fat.

19. Paint her room with her make-up.

20. Hang her bras from the trees.

21. Tell her that her taste in style sucks.

22. Put a pig in her room.

23. Blow up a paper bag and pop it next to her ear.

24. Tell her to just go die.

25. Start making out with Jasper right in front of her.

I'm sooo proud of myself… this was completely by myself! :P PLZ REVIEW!