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Charlie belched real loud. "That's better," he slurred. "So, Alan, what's your New Years Resolution going to be? Keep sponging off your brother?"

Alan glared at his drunken brother. "What's yours? Keep getting drunk and laid?"

"BINGO!" Charlie smiled lazily then started singing. "And Bingo was his name o!"

Evelyn Harper took a large drink of champagne. "Mine is to see less of you two."

"What do you know? That's my third wish!" Charlie exclaimed. "What do you say we keep it this year mom?"

"I'm for it. Now if you'll excuse me, your breath is making me gag," she said walking out of the room.

Charlie grinned at Alan. "It's already working!" He said happy.

The End