A/N: This is just some little thing I wrote when I had a mild case of writers block. Enjoy!
Nat: heeey birdfmann!
Clint: Hey Nat…u ok?
Nat: im coo;l man im cool. so how u doinggh eye of hawk?
Clint: Good…are u drunk?
Nat: no
Nat: i dont know
Nat: i might be. but wherre does the line stand forrt drunk? how do you know when youve sipped the sip of rthe drunkness?
Clint: Ok you've definitely had one too many. Where are you?
Nat: earth
Clint: Thanks that helps
Nat: youre welcome friens. now take me home1!
Clint: I would but I don't know where you are
Nat: i told you
Clint: I need an address
Nat: oh yeah well its this night vlub thibgy in new york you know like opposite that mcdonalds wee go to
Clint: Ok be there in 10
Nat: wait ivve changed my mind leave me here to die
Clint: Don't be stupid I'm already on my way
Nat: NO! ill run away so you cannt find me!
Clint: I'm not going to let Black Widow run around the streets of New York when she's pissed
Nat: then don't. go sttop her! leave me behind save the people!1
Clint: Just stay where you are
Nat: okok jeez mr bossy pants
Nat: you know youre a reallly great guy clint. you treat me so good. also your fface is nice to look at
Clint: Um thanks?
Nat: welcome
Nat: i really like you
Clint: I really like you too Nat
Nat: no as in i likelike you
Clint: You like like me?
Nat: yeah youknnow when people wanna date and kiss and stuff they say they like like eachother
Clint: Ok Natasha you've had too much to drink
Nat: one dont call me natasha like youre my mother 2 whats that suppposed to mean ?
Clint: It means I'm not going to believe anything you say until you're sober again
Nat: believe what you waant mate im not lying ask me about it in themorning youll see
Clint: I'm here
