A/N: This is just some little thing I wrote when I had a mild case of writers block. Enjoy!


Nat: heeey birdfmann!

Clint: Hey Nat…u ok?

Nat: im coo;l man im cool. so how u doinggh eye of hawk?

Clint: Good…are u drunk?

Nat: no

Nat: i dont know

Nat: i might be. but wherre does the line stand forrt drunk? how do you know when youve sipped the sip of rthe drunkness?

Clint: Ok you've definitely had one too many. Where are you?

Nat: earth

Clint: Thanks that helps

Nat: youre welcome friens. now take me home1!

Clint: I would but I don't know where you are

Nat: i told you

Clint: I need an address

Nat: oh yeah well its this night vlub thibgy in new york you know like opposite that mcdonalds wee go to

Clint: Ok be there in 10

Nat: wait ivve changed my mind leave me here to die

Clint: Don't be stupid I'm already on my way

Nat: NO! ill run away so you cannt find me!

Clint: I'm not going to let Black Widow run around the streets of New York when she's pissed

Nat: then don't. go sttop her! leave me behind save the people!1

Clint: Just stay where you are

Nat: okok jeez mr bossy pants

Nat: you know youre a reallly great guy clint. you treat me so good. also your fface is nice to look at

Clint: Um thanks?

Nat: welcome

Nat: i really like you

Clint: I really like you too Nat

Nat: no as in i likelike you

Clint: You like like me?

Nat: yeah youknnow when people wanna date and kiss and stuff they say they like like eachother

Clint: Ok Natasha you've had too much to drink

Nat: one dont call me natasha like youre my mother 2 whats that suppposed to mean ?

Clint: It means I'm not going to believe anything you say until you're sober again

Nat: believe what you waant mate im not lying ask me about it in themorning youll see

Clint: I'm here