Goku gone Gay

"Gimme a beer" Vegeta ordered. "I'll have one too" Goku said kindly, as the bartender handed them there beers, Vegeta noticed Goku staring at him. "What the fuck you lookin at Crapolot." Goku frowned, "Don't call me Crapolot Vegina." Vegeta took his bottle and smashed it over Goku's head. This totally knocked Goku out, the force of the beer bottle moving 10 times the speed of light. Vegeta laughed, and was satisfied with himself till Chi Chi walked in the tavern. She looked pissed, "Can't you dumbasses get along for more than 5 min." She hit Vegeta with such a force that Majin Buu would have even collapsed. Chi Chi picked up Goku and carried him home, she didn't help poor Vegeta who was moaning, lying on the floor.

After about 2 hours Goku came to. Chi Chi scorned him for being in a fight with Vegeta. Goku kept complaining about how his head hurt. Chi Chi smiled. "I got something that will make you feel all better." She ripped her clothes off. Suprising Goku just laid there as limp as an 80 year old man that just got off Viagra a month ago. "I just don't feel like doing it tonight Chi Chi, I dont know why." Chi- Chi very disapointed turned the light off and went to sleep.

The next day was the same as usual except... Vegeta knocked on the door, "Hey Crapolot, get your lazy ass out here, we got some training to do." Goku went outside. "Hey Vegeta" Goku said smiling as usual. As they flew to the Hydrobolic Time Chamber, Goku couldn't help looking at Vegeta. Goku looked down, and saw he had a huge ass erection. What the hell is wrong with me, he thought to himself, why am I having gay thoughts.

As they got to the chamber, Vegeta turned Super Saiyan, "Lets go!" After a while they got tired. Goku started to fly off, "Thats enough for today, Im gonna go to Krillin's house.

Krillin was walking around in the yard, "Hey Goku" he yelled waving. Goku looked serious for once, "Krillin, Im confused, when I was fighting Vegeta, all I could think about were his muscles". Krillin raised an eyebrow, " Are you gay or something?" Krillin said laughing. Goku looking even more serious, "I think I am". Krillin took Goku's hand, "Oh Goku, I've been waiting for this day, I've dreamed about you my whole life."

Krillin tried to kiss Goku, Goku hesitated at first but he finally gave in. They walked into Krillin's bedroom. (Im not going to say any more details, you already know what just happened.)

Goku left Krillin's house, now he felt very sick to himself, he thought, how could I do this, to myself Chi Chi, this is wrong. He tried to think of what happened to him, why he had turned. He thought and thought, then it popped out of nowhere. It must have happened when Vegeta slammed me with that bottle. Goku tried hitting himself in the head multiple times, nothing was working, he felt miserible. He decided to go home, he would try to have the best time ever with his wife tonight.

When he got there he noticed all the lights were off. Chi Chi walked over with a pair of super strong adamantium hand cuffs. "Wanna play?' Chi Chi asked with a content look on her face. Goku thought to himself, bdsm might do it, I've always wondered what it was like.

They went into the room, Chi Chi handcuffed Goku to the bed. She started to put a blind fold on him, "Don't I want to be able to see you," Goku pleaded. Chi Chi put down the blind fold. She took out a huge ass sword and started beating him with it. Goku thought this was funny, he didn't feel any pain, but he pretended. Before he knew it, he was half way to an orgasm, Chi Chi also enjoyed herself, "What happened to you Goku, you use to be a "minute man". "I've gotten a little better over the years" Goku explained.

Waking up the next morning, Goku realized something, he had never felt so good in his life. He decided to go over to Krillin's house and end this sick confusing relationship they had started. He did, Krillin was very disapointed, "Well atleast Yamcha still digs me," Krillin declared. Goku didn't want Gohan hanging around Krillin anymore, but he didn't say nothing because he didn't want to hurt Krillin's feelings anymore.

Goku realized something, Vegeta had actually helped him out here. He went to the tavern where they usually chat. Goku ordered a beer. Vegeta was sitting next to him. Goku had an idea, "Hey Vegeta, whats that?" Goku pointed to the left. Vegeta looked. CRACK. Goku smashed his bottle over Vegeta's head. Vegeta laid there unconsious. This time luckily Chi Chi wasn't there. Goku wispered to Vegeta, "You'll thank me for this,". Bulma walked in the tavern looking to see if Vegeta was there. She saw Vegeta lying on the floor, "Goku, you guys need to stop acting like babies this is the 2nd time this week!!!"

Bulma picked up Vegeta sat him in the car, and drove him home.

After a while Vegeta became consious............

Now wasn't this a kickass story?