This is what we all wish had happened in certain two episodes of FMA Brotherhood. Enjoy my shameless wish granting.


Don't You Worry Child

Ed couldn't believe what he was seeing. He couldn't believe that a man could be so heartless -so utterly and completely horrible. Was there any man worse than this one? He doubted it. How could he have possibly done such a thing?

"Ed...ward," the chimera moaned pitifully. Ed felt his hands begin to shake. His mind was blank, frozen in shock at the poor thing before him. How? Why? Dammit, this was never supposed to happen! Nina...

Ed whirled on Tucker, ready to tear him limb from limb when a bright flash stopped him in his tracks. And in its place stood...well, a girl. She seemed harmless enough, besides the fact she literally just appeared in a flash of light. There were tears rimming her eyes, and her lip was trembling. Later, Ed would discover that this was a fangirl. And she was very angry.

"No!" the fangirl shouted, marching right up to Tucker and slapping his across the face before promptly kicking him in the stomach. She then kneed the guy where it really counts, huffing angrily and leaving him on the floor, groaning. She then went straight to the chimera, placed her hand on its head, and closed her eyes in concentration. Another moment, and there was a flash, and suddenly both Nina and Alexander were themselves again. Two, separate beings, unharmed and whole. The fangirl nodded, obviously content. "My work here is done," she said, and then was gone with another burst of light.

"Um...thanks?"

-0-

Hello Boys! I'm Ba~ack!

Ed wasn't around this time to witness the strange events that occurred one suspicious night. He only heard about it afterward. And that the fangirl made a reappearance. Basically what had happened was this:

Hughes found out something huge. So huge, that he felt it too important to risk using a military line to use. Which really sucks, when it's dark at night and you have a target painted on your back...and slowly bleeding out...and being chased by something that is nigh impossible to kill. Which is why your friendly neighborhood fangirl decided to step in and lend a hand.

"Hey!" she shouted, appearing from nowhere, and knocking Envy to the side before he could shoot Hughes. She pinned him to the ground (using her author-strength) and began smacking him. Repeatedly. "You. Don't. Dare. Kill. Maes. Hughes!" she growled. "He's got a dear, sweet, precious, dear, sweet wife and daughter, and he's Mustang's best friend, and he needs to be his best man at his and Riza's wedding with Elicia as the flower girl!"

"Oy, stop it, stop it!" Envy cried out, but the fangirl was relentless.

"Serves. You. Right!" she told him, punctuating each word with another punch to the face. Heaving slightly, she stood up and crossed her arms, glaring at the homunculus. "Now go sit in the darkest corner of the earth and think about what you've done!"

Whimpering slightly, Envy nodded and limped off (why he's limping when she only hit his face is anyone's guess) to do as he was told. And all was well with the world.


Because...I want Nina and Hughes to be alive! *sob*