A/N I was in the store with my mom and she was all, "Hey! Do you want to read the twilight books?" So after that I started moicking it and decided t write this story thing.

It's exactly what the title says- My version of Twilight in 200 words… not including the A/N's.

Everything that's bold is Bella and everything underlined is Edward. But remember that this is a spoof, and I never read the books.

BTW to all of the people who are reading my other story, "What did you just think to me?" I did update it, but no one got the message because I replaced it with the authors note, so after this one go read it

Enjoy!!

"I don't want to move to Forks!"

*She sees Edward*

"I love Forks!"

*Almost gets hits by truck*

*Edward swoops in and saves her*

"Wow, Edward! How in the world did you get here?! You must be a vampire!"

"Actually, I am. Come to the woods today. I'll show you how I sparkle and can run really fast. You can play baseball with us too."

*Bella Hangs out with Edward*

*Sees Jacob*

"Jacob!! I love you!!!!!!!"

"WTF?!?! Bella's supposed to love me! This is so fucked up!!!"

*two books later*

"Edward!! I love you!!!!!"

"I love you too, Bella! Lets have a kid!!"

"Okay!!"

*another book later*

"Edward!!! Save me!!!!!"

Edward sighs, "Again?"

"Yes dammit!! Again!! I'm your girlfriend!!!"

Edward sighs an saves her mightily.

"That's the last time Im saving you."

"Well, if you did what I said, and made me a fucking vampire, you wouldn't have to. But, no, you want to keep it to yourself so you can cheat on me with Alice."

"God Dammit, Bella!! I told you! Theres nothing going on!!! And if you want to be a fucking vampire, I'll make you one!!"

Edward bites Bella.

"Better?"

"Yes. I love you."

"Love you too."

A/N Heyy. Before people start either reviewing and/or Pming me, about how I "got the story wrong" and "It's so much more romantic than that" and crap. I told you from the beginning that:

I don't like twilight, and thinks it's the stupidest thing in the world

It was a spoof

I really have no idea how the story is ordered and don't want to find out, I just know that these things happen somewhere along the way.

This was purely out of boredom. Hope at least a few of you enjoyed.