A/N I was in the store with my mom and she was all, "Hey! Do you want to read the twilight books?" So after that I started moicking it and decided t write this story thing.
It's exactly what the title says- My version of Twilight in 200 words… not including the A/N's.
Everything that's bold is Bella and everything underlined is Edward. But remember that this is a spoof, and I never read the books.
BTW to all of the people who are reading my other story, "What did you just think to me?" I did update it, but no one got the message because I replaced it with the authors note, so after this one go read it
Enjoy!!
"I don't want to move to Forks!"
*She sees Edward*
"I love Forks!"
*Almost gets hits by truck*
*Edward swoops in and saves her*
"Wow, Edward! How in the world did you get here?! You must be a vampire!"
"Actually, I am. Come to the woods today. I'll show you how I sparkle and can run really fast. You can play baseball with us too."
*Bella Hangs out with Edward*
*Sees Jacob*
"Jacob!! I love you!!!!!!!"
"WTF?!?! Bella's supposed to love me! This is so fucked up!!!"
*two books later*
"Edward!! I love you!!!!!"
"I love you too, Bella! Lets have a kid!!"
"Okay!!"
*another book later*
"Edward!!! Save me!!!!!"
Edward sighs, "Again?"
"Yes dammit!! Again!! I'm your girlfriend!!!"
Edward sighs an saves her mightily.
"That's the last time Im saving you."
"Well, if you did what I said, and made me a fucking vampire, you wouldn't have to. But, no, you want to keep it to yourself so you can cheat on me with Alice."
"God Dammit, Bella!! I told you! Theres nothing going on!!! And if you want to be a fucking vampire, I'll make you one!!"
Edward bites Bella.
"Better?"
"Yes. I love you."
"Love you too."
A/N Heyy. Before people start either reviewing and/or Pming me, about how I "got the story wrong" and "It's so much more romantic than that" and crap. I told you from the beginning that:
I don't like twilight, and thinks it's the stupidest thing in the world
It was a spoof
I really have no idea how the story is ordered and don't want to find out, I just know that these things happen somewhere along the way.
This was purely out of boredom. Hope at least a few of you enjoyed.
