The Chipmunks
And
Chipettes
Meet Nanny 911
"Hi my name is Dave Seville and I have six chipmunks. There is Alvin the oldest. He is an emotional rollercoaster." "Simon put the book down and start playing. Dave let go of my arm." There is Simon. He is very smart and can be tough with Britney and Alvin." "Alvin let go of me. I don't want to go with you." "Then there is my youngest chipmunk Theodore. He loves cook and help." "There the cookies are all done. Alvin they have to cool. Stop it." "Next is Britney. She is tough and bosses her little sister around. "Jeanette get me a candy bar. No you know that I don't like nuts in my food. Get me a nut free candy bar." "Next is Jeanette. She is silent, calm and is very shy." "Sorry Britney. But you need to do your own homework and get your own candy…""Last is Eleanor. She love sports and tries to help around a lot." "Britney can you get the door. If you don't stop making fun of Jeanette you'll be very sorry." "Please I need help with them. Latter that day nanny Mary came to help with the chipmunks and chipettes. "Well hello chi… er… um… kids," Mary said a little nervous. "Hi. My name is Brittany," "I'm Eleanor." "You can call me Alvin." "I'm Simon." He said a little shy sound in his voice. "Um… I'm Jeanette." She said the same way only more quite. "Theodore." To the nanny Theodore seemed to mumble his words. "Well hi. My name is Mary. Well I'm just going to see how your day goes and you pretend you don't see me. Okay." "Okay." Everyone said. "Alvin give me my glasses back." "If you want them you've got to get me." "Alvin that's not fair you can see were you're going." "To bad. It's not my fault you have poor vision." "Alvin. Give Simon his glasses back." "But Dave, I was just having some fun." "Well if that's what you call fun then you don't even have a brain." "Well at least I'm not a geek. Look at me I'm Simon and I just got another A+." "Well at least I'm not a complete nincompoop. Look at me I'm Alvin and I missed 2+2 on my math test." "That's it. I've had it with the fighting. Alvin give Simon his glasses back and stop arguing." "Yes Dave." Mean while Brittany and her sisters were in some sort of argument. "Jeanette I told you never look in my diary. I though we were done with that diary war!" "Sorry Brit, but I wanted to see if you had a crush on Alvin." "Will you two stop fighting? I can't practice my soccer kick." Listen Eleanor you can do that outside." "Oh so you want me to play in the rain?" "Great. Maybe you'll get a cold and can leave me alone." "Brittany that's not very nice." "Well look who's talking miss diary stealer." Jeanette looked like she was going to cry. "Well at least I'm not so, so pushy." "Stop with the fighting. Jeanette don't read Brittany's diary. Brittany don't be so harsh. And Eleanor don't play soccer in the house. Got it?" "Yes Dave." That's when they herd Theodore yelling at Alvin. "Alvin I told you that you can't lick the spoon." "Come on Teddy, one lick?" "Gee Alvin for being my older brother you are acting like you're a seven- year- old." "Simon stay out of this. Anyway please Theodore?" "I said no!" "ALVVINNN!!!" "Nice." "Stop with the bickering. Now I don't want to here a thing out of all six of you." "Yes sir." "I can't believe we got grounded." "Alvin is your brain the size of a pea? We got in trouble because we keep fighting." "How can you tell?" Simon's flash back. ALVIINNN!!! ALVIINNN!!! I told you to be careful. ALVIINNN!!! "Okay, okay. I get it." "Well thanks to you five I can't go to the mall this afternoon." "Oh and how is this our fault?" "Well if Jeanette didn't look in my diary and you didn't play soccer in the house I could still go to the mall." "Well sorry Brittany but Alvin gave me five dollars to see if you had a crush on him." "Alvin you're behind all this?" "No. I just though I would ask Jeanette so I wouldn't be the one to blame." "ALVVINNN!!! I can't believe you." "Well I…" "Will you two be quite? You know I think Dave is right. You two bicker too much." "I have to agree with you Eleanor." "Me two." "Me three." "Yah. It's like all there is is trouble." "I agree with you Simon." "You know we can hear every word you're saying." "Yah. We have ears." "Well good." My my. I can't believe how much these siblings fight. It's amazing this father isn't a frog from yelling. "Kids dinner." "Dave I don't want broccoli." "To bad. It's good for you." "It's also an anti cancer food." "Yah Alvin. It's really good." "Also you won't be healthy if you don't eat it." "Yah Alvin. Eat up. We have five have to eat it. So you have to also." "Be quit Brittany." "That's it. Dinner is over." "Well Alvin you get us in trouble this afternoon and now at dinner." "Well it wouldn't be a problem it tasted good." "It tastes good to me." "And me." "Well not me." "Fellows bath time. Who's first?" "Not me." "No thanks." "I don't want to go first again." "I would but I went first the last week." "No. I want to be last so because I want to have to longest time that way I can be the cleanest." "Oh for peat sack. I'll do it again for the 3rd time this week." "Thank you Simon." 5 minutes later. "I'm not going." "I'll do it." 5 minutes later. "Dave Theodore would like to go next." "What? I never said that." "Come on Theodore." "Thanks a lot Alvin." 5 minutes later. "I'll do it." 10 minutes later. "How come you took 5 minutes longer?" "Because the water was so warm. You've got a problem with that?" "Gosh. Don't have to be so harsh." "I don't want to go next." "To bad. I already called last. Now move it." "Dave I don't want to take a bath." "Then take a shower." "NO." "Well it's one or the other." "Man Alvin sure is throwing a big fit over nothing." "I know." "It's not that bad." "It can be relaxing." "I don't want either." "One, two, three, four," "Okay, okay. Just do give me the belt." 2 minutes later. "I survived." "Alvin." Simon said while rolling his eyes. "Well see you later." 18 minutes later. "Kid come brush you teeth and go to the bathroom." "Well good night fellows." "Dave can we stay up one more hour?" "No." "30 minutes?" "No." "One second?" "Oh look Alvin. Times up. Go to sleep." "Be quite will you Simon." 5 minutes later. "Dave do I have to go to sleep now?" "Yes Alvin. Now get to bed." "Simon are you awake?" "I am now. What do you want Alvin?" "To play. That's what." "No Alvin. We have school tomorrow." "hu… what. Alvin why are you up?" "Because I can't." "ALVIINNN!!! I here you. Now go to sleep." "FINE!" "Well Dave you seem like you need major help." "I know." "Well let me review what I think you need help with." "Okay." "Well I see that there is lots of fighting. Simon and Alvin need to learn to get a long better. Jeanette Brittany and Eleanor need to stop fighting also. Theodore needs to be with his siblings more. Also Alvin needs to learn that you are the boss of the house. Are you ready to get stared?" "Yep." "Lets go." The next day. "Bye kids." "Bye." "I made an F again!!!" "Big surprise Alvin." "Oh yah. Well what did you make?" "C+." "Nice." "Well at least I did better than you." "Well I bet Theodore did better than Eleanor." "Well we'll see. Eleanor what did you make on your science test?" "B+. why?" "Nothing." "Theodore what did you make?" "B-." "Ha. Girls are smarter than boys." "What are you talking about?" "Simon! What did you make on your science test?" "A+. Why?" "Oh just proving that boys are smarter than girls." "They are not!! Jeanette what did you get?" "A+." "See there not smarter. So ha!" "Alvin you nincompoop! They got the same grade!" "I knew that." "Sure you did." When the chipmunks and chipettes got home Dave told them to do there homework I sure he'll never say that on live TV ever again. "ALVVINNN! I told you to go up to your room and do your homework!" "But Dave homework is so schoolish. How do you expect me to relax when you tell me do my homework?" "Just go up stairs and ask Simon, Theodore or the chipettes to help you. Understand? "Understood." "Simon. What's 2x3 again?" "Oh for peat sake Alvin. 6. The answer is 6. Now leave me be will you." "Dave I don't mean to disturb you but I think it's time to lay out the family rules." "No problem." "Kid get down here." "See what kind of trouble you get me into." "Well I though we should lay out some rules. Number one: No fighting. Number two: Dave is the boss." "Are you sure?" The nanny just ignored Alvin's question. "Number three: Don't talk when an adult is talking. Number four: All homework must be done before bedtime. That means you Alvin." "What don't I always?" "No Alvin, no you don't." "Well you know what Simon?" "What?" While Alvin and Simon fought Mary was about to explode. "Sometimes Simon you need to keep your mouth shut!" "GUYS! Would you too quit fighting! I've had it." "Eleanor do you have to yell." "Alvin sometimes you can be so stupid!" "As I was saying, rule number five: Don't fight bath time. Now does any one have a question?" "Can we ask people to help with our homework or do we have to do it by our self?" "You may ask for help." "If we're not done with our homework by bed time can we stay up later?" "Yes, because you have to complete your homework. Any other questions? No. Good because every time you brake a rule you must go to bed 5 minutes earlier for each rule you brake."
