Disclaimer:- I do not own any of Organization 13, but I own Xerane. All the others are (c) Square Enix. Or, Squeenix.
It all starts on a wintery christmas eve...
Demyx: BWAH!! WHO'S THAT?!?
With that, Axel does an anime fall, and heaves himself back up.
Axel: That's the new member, dumbarse.
Xerane trudges through the snow in the world that never was, into the castle that never was.
Xerane: Take me... to the superior...
She coughed, noticing a dark portal appearing in front of her. Out stepped Xemnas, the leader of organization 13.
Xemnas: So... you're the new child... what is your power?
With that, Xerane surrounded herself with a dark shield, that began spinning, creating a tornado.
Xaldin: D: WIND'S MAH ELEMENT!!
Xemnas: D: Homg.
Axel: ( Aww, dammit! The paint on my cheeks got blowned off.
Xerane: Oo; Um... right... (weirdoes.) Oh, by the way, I ain't a child, I'M 17 FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
After that kerfuffle, Xemnas pulled out a long contract... with very large words, making Xerane guess that he had bad eyesight. This contract read: "I pledge my alligance to or with Organization 13." Xerane then signed it with her own blood, immediately turning her part nobody-part human. Unlike a nobody, she had emotions, like a nobody, she couldn't bleed. Then Xemnas ate the contract. D:
Xerane: Okay, whatever, I'm going to my room.
Xemnas: Axel, go with her.
Axel: TT Aww man, why do I always hafta guide the newbies?
Xerane: Hey, don't get on my bad side... or I'll kill you.
Axel: WOAH... You got the wrong impression!
They strolled down the almost eternal hallway, eventually coming to a room saying "14" above it.
Xerane: So this is my room?... DX MY EYES!!!
Xerane placed her hand on the wall, making the paint blood red fading down to black.
Axel: (Woah, she has good taste.) REDDD!! SQUEE!!
The girl then stared at the older male, and literally booted him out of her room.
A young, blonde haired teenager walked around the corner, only to see Axel, sprawled out on the ground. This caused him to laugh out loud, catching the newcomer's attention.
Xerane: ... So... who are you?
Roxas: I'm Roxas, number 13 of organization 13.
Xerane: Shouldn't it be called, "Organization 14" now?
Roxas: The superior is... um... getting a deed for it.
Xerane: Emm'kay...
Xemnas suddenly appears out of nowhere.
Xemnas: You told her about the contract, right? YOU IDIOT.
Xemnas then chases Roxas all over the place, before getting hit with a piece of toilet roll.
Meanwhile:-
Xigbar: Right, that's it, I need ta' take a crap.
Xaldin: OwO Muhaha!! Nothing can find me!!
Xigbar: Oh... hi Xaldin... why are you here?
Xaldin: To watch you take a crap.
Xigbar: D GTFO!!
Xaldin ran for his freaking life, and Axel has finally been bothered to get up after being trampled on by Roxas and Xemnas.
"Please... don't do that again." He groans, leaning against the wall, yet to catch his breath... the female saw her chance, and like a wild fangirl, glomped him.
Axel: NYEH!! Stop it!!
Xerane: FINE. ( MAY ALL YOUR ICE-CREAM MELT.
Axel: OO Alright then. Glomp me.
--CENSORED. IT SEEMS XERANE DID MORE THAN JUST GLOMP HIM. YOU CAN AXEL'S MUFFLED SHOUTINGS OF "RAAPPPE!!!"--
Axel: If that's what it's like having emotions... then I'd HATE having them.
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The end of it.
