A/N: I got the idea for this while trying to teach my daughter. Had loads of fun writing it too.
All characters are sole property of JKR, I write to learn.
Sometimes teaching a toddler can be a lot of fun. Ron and Hermione find that out for themselves when Hermione decides to teach a year and a half old Rose to speak their names after Rose had learned her own.
Day 1
Hermione: Sweetheart, what is your name baby?
Rose: Ose
Hermione *beams up at Ron: See? Now baby what is Dada's name?
Rose: Dada
*Ron chuckles and is shushed with a glare from his wife
Hermione: No baby, Dada's name is Ron
Rose: Lon?
*Ron swoops down to cuddle his daughter but is soon swatted off by his wife. 'No disturbing while I'm teaching her Ron!'
Hermione: That's very good honey. Now what is Mamma's name?
Rose: Mamma
Hermione *smiles at her little one: Yes that too. But Mamma's name is Her-my-o-nee (She articulates clearly)
Rose *Looks up with round eyes
Ron: You really expect her to be able to say that?!
Hermione: Ok, alright… Mamma's name is Mione
Rose: Mini
Hermione: Great! Now tell me, what is Dada's name?
Rose: Lon.
Hermione *claps: Yes! And what is your name?
Rose: Lon
Ron: Congratulations Sweetheart, Mission Confuse Rose is accomplished!
Hermione *groan
Day 2
10:00am
Hermione: Baby what is your name?
Rose: Lon
Hermione: What is Dada's name then?
Rose: Ose
Hermione: And Mamma's name?
Rose: Lon
2:00pm
Hermione: Let's do this again. Baby what is your name?
Rose: Ose
Hermione: Thank goodness! What is Mamma's name?
Rose: Ose
Hermione *wearily: And Dada's name?
Rose: Ose
6:00pm
Hermione: What is your name honey?
Rose: Lon
Hermione: Not again! What is Dada's name then?
Rose: Ose
Hermione: And Mamma's name?
Rose: Pig
*Pig: Pigwidgeon, Ron's Owl
