PINK CRAYONS ch. 1

hee hee. Valentines day fic! Woot! I only remembered today! Lol...why am I laughing?! Enjoy!

"Zangetsu!" Hichigo whined. He shook violently at the perch on which the old man stood. "I wanna give King a valentines card!"

The zanpaktou didn't answer, instead wondered silently to himself how the hollow had even learned of valentines day in the first place.

"ZANGETSU!" Hichigo whined once more, angrily shaking the pole.

"You cannot give Ichigo a card" he finally answered, sighing quietly to himself. "You cannot go and buy any."

The Hollow smiled deviously, as if that was all beneath him. "I can make one!" he said proudly. "Now gimme some paper and crayons! I hafta finish today!" Zangetsu sighed, handing the albino a pad of colored paper and crayons. "Wee! Wha' should I say?"

"It's your card." he rolled his eyes behind his sunglasses, watching ans Hichigo kicked his legs back and forth as he lay on his stomach, humming a quiet tune. He kept the opinion of how much he looked like a three year old to himself.

"I'll say I love ya. It's simple." he giggled to himself, and began cutting out hearts. At least, they were supposed to be hearts, it was hard to tell. They were square. He glued them carefully to a folded red paper and got out a white crayon, drawing more square hearts. He got out a pink crayon, opening the card up to the inside before squealing with childish glee.

"King..." he called aloud, shocking the shinigami out of his thoughts. "Will ya come down fer a moment later?" there was a thought ful pause.

"What are you planning?" the hollow giggled a little to himself, about to write 'love, Hichigo' when something terrible happened.

Something horribly, terribly, awfully, disgusting happened.

His pink crayon disappeared. He yelped in shock then growled in anger. "What? What's wrong?" Ichigo sounded cautious.

"When ya come down here...bring a pink crayon with ya..."

"Can't you just use red?" Zangetsu asked when Hichigo had finished his conversation and started pacing.

"of course not! See! This part is red, an' this part is white! I hafta use pink! It's a color scheme! Besides. Only the best fer king!" after a few minutes, Hichigo grew a little nervous.

And by a little I mean a lot.

"Wha' if 'e doesn' like it? Wha' if 'e doesn' take it? Wha' if–?"

"Hichigo! Calm down! Just sit quietly until he comes." Hichigo did as he was told, annoying Zangetsu with his constant fidgeting. When Ichigo finally ventured into his mind, he jumped up.

"Pink crayon!" Ichigo handed his hollow the pink crayon with a questioning face. He watched silently as he did one thing or another. "Aha! It's done! Close yer eyes king?"

There was something strangely innocent about the look on the hollow's face. So he closed his eyes and found something sticky and messy placed in his hands.

"Ish loves you!" Hichigo squealed. He was surprise by a kiss —

"ISH?! Wha' the hell da ya mean ish?!" Hichigo shouted at Riri

"Shut up, you're ruining a story where you're a total idiot!" Ichigo scolded. "And if he kisses me I'll kill you."

"Shut up, yer ruinin' a story where ya fall in love!" Hichigo sneered mockingly.

"LOOK! I've got the computer. I don't care what either of you say. So here's how it's gonna work. Either Hichigo can be a deranged psychopath who acts more like a three year old then a hollow, or, you two can give me a good plot. Pick one and stick with it." Riri commanded, glaring at both of them. Which looked more like half a smile and a frown mixed together.

The shinigami and hollow looked at each other. "We'll find a plot!" they yelled simultaneously.

They disappeared from her living room, leaving a grinning author with her perverted and crazy thoughts. She rubbed her hands together. "This is gonna be good!"

TBC

lol...I can't even remember the proper plot for this story (I was putting it off for FST) so I thought of this and I said fuck it. This is my first real attempt at humor in bleach, and I know it sucks monkey shit. But don't be hating. Please reveiw... lol, there goes the cutesyness... lol...