Sleeping Wendy
By Shadowgate
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Stan Marsh woke up and showered. After having bacon and eggs for breakfast he headed outside.
To his surprise he found Bebe on his front lawn crying.
Stan asked "Bebe what's the problem?"
Bebe answered "Stan look at this note."
It read "Dear Stan a year ago you and your friends confronted Mecha-Steisand. What I never told you was that before she became Mecha-Streisand she put a curse on me. One that would cause me to go to sleep for 100 years. I figured that after she was destroyed by a fairly well known musician she was gone and therefore so was the curse. But then earlier this morning I began writing you this letter and talking to Bebe about what happened. By the time you read this I'll be in a deep sleep for the next 100 years. It's obvious that she survived the abuse she took and was not completely destroyed. My parents are watching over me. You must destroy that Mecha-Bitch! (signed) Wendy Testaburger."
Stan yelled "HOLY SHIT!"
Stan asked "why the fuck didn't she at least mention this to me?"
Bebe with her face covered in tears answered "I don't know."
Stan started crying on his front lawn.
Stan went on to say "shit and what if she was still with Token and this curse took effect. He wouldn't know what the fuck to do."
Bebe commented "she thought this curse was over but then earlier this morning she started feeling these attacks. She said they were like waves hitting her and then she started feeling extreme fatigue."
Stan said "okay and was that when she figured the curse was on?"
Bebe answered "yes and she told her parents and at first they laughed but then she reminded them of last year when Mecha-Streisand attacked South Park. That's when they believed her. She called me up to be by her side as she fell asleep. I told Wendy's parents I'd rush to your house to inform you of the horrible curse that was not lifted."
Stan said "that bitch is still fucking living."
Bebe said "Stan I know you don't want to hear this but you're going to have to face a monster. At this time I am thinking of the time when you and your friends played with toy cars or built snowmen. If only you could have a normal childhood."
Stan said "well now days there's no such thing as a normal childhood."
Bebe nodded and replied "we have to find out where she is."
Stan said "well when I find her what the fuck can I do to destroy her?"
Bebe answered "I don't know. I just don't know where to begin."
TO BE CONTINUED
