Summary: never ending Truth or dare
A/N: Co written with MyFalseTruth
Warnings: some perverted-ness, implied sex…among other things
Truth or Dare?
Chapter one
Marik: Yami truth or dare?"
Yami: umm Truth?
Marik :(evil smile) is it true that you are Uke to Seto?
Yami: Ummm I-I ummm (blush)...yes hmmm Ryou, truth or dare?
Ryou: um...truth?
Yami: Ryou, would it be a turn on if Malik wanted to watch a Disney movie with you?
Ryou: *blushes* i-i-i um...yeah?
Ryou: Yugi truth or Dare?
Yugi: hmm truth...
Ryou: ummm is it true that Bakura stalked you three weeks before he dragged you on a date?
Yugi: yes...
Bakura: In my defense I wanted to make sure I really did lo-like him
Ryou: still can't get him to "love" can you?
Yugi: nope...now...Atem truth or dare?
Atem: Truth
Yugi: If Marik was magically transformed into an animal, and the only way to
restore him is to mate with them. Which animal would cause you the least
psychological damage?
*everybody stares*
Yugi: what?
Malik: that was just evil Yugi
Akefia:*laughs* answer the question pharaoh
Atem:... uhh a fish of some sort?
Marik:...
Atem: MOVING ON! Bakura truth or dare?
Bakura: dare! I'm not afraid of you pharaoh!
Atem: I dare you to sing the rubber ducky song from Sesame (spelling?) Street!
Bakura: F*ck you pharaoh! ...rubber ducky you're the one you make bath time so much fun...well it's more like Yugi does but still…
Atem: O_O I didn't need to know that
Yugi: (blushes insanely)
Bakura: now now, who to chose; Marik, truth or dare?
Marik: Dare
Bakura: I dare you to run around and scream 'I am a woman, hear me roar!'
Marik: psh, that's easy, *starts running around like a maniac* I'M A WOMAN, HEAR
ME ROAR!
Bakura: *falls over laughing* bwhahaha!
Marik: Well that was fun, hmmm Kaiba truth or dare?
Kaiba: dare
Marik: (evil grin) I dare you to get the blue eyes white dragon plushy you got and have sex with it!
Kaiba: NO WAY IN HELL!
Marik: Oh goody then you have a penalty now let me see what should I make you do…..OKAY! I got it you can't have sex with ANYONE for a whole month.
Kaiba:….sorry Yami.
Yami: I'm getting punished in this too…
Marik: it's because I hate both of you…
Seto: Akefia, Truth or dare.
Akefia: Dare me Priest
Seto: smear jelly in one of Atem's armpit and peanut butter in the other
armpit. Then you must take two slices of bread and wipe it off and eat it.
Ryou and Yugi: EWWWW Gross!
Atem: Hell no!
Akefia: I accept.
Atem: I said hell no!
Akefia: I don't care
Atem:*runs*
Akefia: *chases armed with peanut butter and jelly*
Atem: get away from me thief!
Akefia: *catches up and tackles Atem* Gotcha now pharaoh! *smears the peanut
butter and jelly then wipes it off with bread*
Atem: eck, now their sticky!
Akefia: *casually walked over while eating sandwich* done… now, now, now who's going to be my little victim...hmmm Malik, truth or dare?
Malik: I'm most likely going to regret this BUT dare.
Akefia: good choice! *smirks* I dare you to strip down to your boxers While singing "I'm too sexy"
Malik: is that all?
Akeifa: no you didn't let me finish, you have to do it in Ryou's lap.
Ryou: *blushes insanely*
Malik: fine, *goes over to Ryou and sits in his lap* ~I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my shirt~ (pulls shirt off) ~to sexy yea...I'm to sexy for my pants to sexy for my pants~ (takes them off) Okay I'm done! Can i get dressed now?
Akefia: NO ONE HERE...but Ryou...WANTS TO SEE YOU LIKE THAT SO YES!
Malik: Jealous of my sexiness aren't you?
Akefia: (laughs) that's one thing I'm not, now take your turn
Malik: no I think you are jealous of my sexiness, Bakura truth or dare
Bakura: dare
Malik:*evil smile* I dare you to say I'm sexier than Akefia
Akefia: That doesn't count!
Malik: ya-huh, now 'Kura, SAY IT
Bakura:*sigh* fine I'll say it... Malik, you are...sexier...than Akefia
Malik: YES VICTORY!
Akefia: TRAITOR!
Bakura: It was a dare, not a truth so I could have lied you know…
Malik: no fair!
Akefia: Ha! I'm still sexiest guy here! (A/N: that he is)
Bakura: moving on…Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi: ummm dare?
Bakura: (thinks) crap his cuteness is not letting me do an evil dare) ummm I dare to you ummm Change your hair style!
Yugi: okay…to what?
Bakura: uuumm dye ur bangs silver and the purple outline, sky-ish blue and no longer have it spiked up…have it going down… (A/N: did you know Yugi would have waist long hiar to spike his hair up like that I did an experiment with my friend she has waist long hair and its just enough to spi8ke up like Yugi's)
Yugi: okay…(changes his hair)
Yugi: Marik truth or dare?
Marik: ha like I'm scared of you, dare
Yugi: I dare you to let Atem put makeup on your face blindfolded, and you
can't take the makeup off till the games over
Marik: where am I even gonna get makeup?
*everybody looks at Malik*
Malik:*pouts, but hands over eyeliner*
Marik: Fine
*five minutes later*
Bakura: bwahahahahaha! Marik, you look like a demented clown!
Marik: watch it Bakura, okay Yami truth or dare?
Yami: ummm because I don't trust you…I say truth
Marik: Boo! No fun at all, okay is it true that you sleep with a night light?
Yami: (growls) …yes… I'll get you back for that…Bakura truth or dare.
Bakura: Dare
Yami: I dare you to scratch you crotch and say 'man, these crabs really
itch!'
Bakura:... *growls* fine...*scratches crotch* man, these crabs really-SETO IS
THAT YOUR PHONE?
Seto:*hides phone behind back* no
Bakura: *tackles* GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN PHONE
Seto: NEVER!
Bakura: (takes phone and reads text) Seto come home right now, or will throw you blue eyes in the fire place…love Moki…
Seto/Kaiba: ummm I got to go…(leaves)
Bakura: oh back to dare…these crabs ich and now on to Ryou truth or dare?
Ryou: ummm since you're my yami and I know either way this is going to be bad I say dare.
Bakura: good! I dare you to…make out with Atem
Malik: NO WAY IN HELL MY RYOU IS MAKING OUT WITH THAT MORON PHARAOH!
Bakura: He has to it's a dare
Ryou: I can't do that Malik!
Bakura: okay then…you choose the penalty?
Ryou: yes
Bakura: okay your penalty is…you have to… not clean the house for a week!
Ryou: O_o''' (faints)
Bakura: since he fainted I'll go again. hmmmm Akefia Truth or dare?
Akefia: Dare, like you even need to ask
Bakura: I dare you to... push a penny around the toilet seat with your tounge.
Akefia: ha i accept your challenge *goes to bathroom*
*everybody follows and watches*
Akefia: hey Bakura
Bakura: what?
Akefia: *leans over fast and kisses him* *whispers*can you taste it too?
Bakura: ACK YOU SICK FREAK!
Yugi: Akefia…
Akefia: yes….?
Yugi: (kicks his shins)
Akefia: F*CK! (Grabs his leg)
Yugi: you really shouldn't go around kissing over guys boyfriends, or you might be get worse treatment.
Akefia: (backs away from Yugi) Ssssssooooo…..Marik Truth or dare?
Marik: Dare
Akefia: I dare you to…sing the sponge bob square pants theme song
Marik: sponge square bob pants he's a friendly little guy…is that it am I close?
Akefia: no…
Marik: It doesn't matter. sooo Malik truth or dare?
Malik: Truth
Marik: oh you're no fun. Okay if you could have anyone here in the room to be
your slave, who would it be and what would you make them do?
Malik: *glances at Ryou who is still passed out* very kinky things... hey
Bakura, if you have an exact copy of Ryou's body, and I've done Ryou, does that
mean-
Bakura: If you want to live, you won't finish that sentence
Malik: Fine, Fine…Yugi truth or dare?
Yugi: Truth
Malik: If someone where "touch" Bakura what would you do?
Yugi: Oh that's easy I would slowly drain all the blood out of their body and feed there now bloodless body to wolves.
Malik: O-o (steps away from Yugi)
Bakura: and I find all that very sexy (kisses Yugi)
Malik: Jeez, get a room you Horney thief
Bakura:*smiles evilly*that's alright with me *picks up yugi and leaves*
Yugi: eep! Kura!
Bakura: bye
Malik: well Yugi's gone, MY TURN! Atem truth or dare?
Atem: dare
Malik: I dare you to go spy on them
Atem: b-but that's suicide!
Malik: does that mean that THE King of Games is admitting defeat?
Atem: Not on your life
Malik: Alright then, go
Atem:*leaves to follow Bakura and Yugi*
*5 minutes later*
Atem:*from other room* YUGI NO DON'T I DIDN'T MEA-*SCREAMS CUT OFF*
Akefia: sounds like the pharaohs done
Marik: great now my boy friend is dead -_-
Akefia: oh don't worry I'm sure Yami and Seto will make room for a threesome for you
Marik:? Anyways since my boyfriend is most likely dead I say it is my turn. Yami truth or dare?
Yami: ummm dare?
Marik: Okay, go spy on Yugi through the mind-link you got with him.
Yami: (pales) okay…HOLY MOTHER OF RA! (Runs to bath room to vomit)
Marik: hey look Ryou's awake now! It's his turn now!
Ryou:what happened,where'd everybody go?
Akefia: well, Yami puking, yugi and Bakura are making love... Or some twisted
form of it, and Atem is most likely dead.
Ryou: okay umm Akefia truth or dare
Akefia: Dare
Ryou: okay hmmmm I dare you to...ummm... Sneak in by Yugi and Bakura and steal
their clothes.
Akefia: ha that won't be a problem for the King of Thieves!
Marik: but what if you get caught?
Akefia: *pales*...I won't get caught!
Ryou: if you're so certain than do it.
Akefia: okay i will*goes to yugi and Bakura's room*
Malik: 5 bucks says he doesn't come back
Akefia: (in Yugi's and Bakura's room) No! Let go of me now! NNNNNOOOOO! BAKURA STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFFF! LET ME GO-(screams get cut off)
Ryou: 50 bucks say a threesome just happened
Malik: I back out of this bet because I know I lost…so do we wait for Akefia to come back?
Yami: Malik truth or dare!
Malik: I take it as a no…and truth…
Yami: is it true that you wanted to a see a threesome with Akefia, Bakura and Ryou before?
Malik: (blushes) ….yes….
Ryou:*blushes*
Malik: so anyways Marik truth or dare?
Marik: dare
Malik: I dare you to... force Yami to give you a piggy back ride!
Yami: wait wha-
Marik: *jumps on Yami's back* HYAH!
Yami: GET OFF ME!
Marik: NEVER!
*yami and marik fall and start wrestling on the floor*
Malik: Ha-ha... hey guys I think I realized what happened to Atem.
Ryou: what?
Malik: well, what did they do to Akefia?
Ryou: O.O
Yami: they're all having sex! Why wasn't I invited?
Yugi: Because Yami-
Yami: oh god! They back! (Runs away)
Bakura: what the hell was that about?
Atem: who really cares, its only Yami.
Bakura: so let's get back to the game.
Akefia: THEY MADE ME UKE TO YUGI!
Yugi: oh get over it.
Bakura: Akefia truth or dare?
Akefia: dare you moron!
Bakura: okay I dare you to bring Yami back here; we need to torture him with this game and well no one else will go.
Akefia: fine hey! Yami get your ass back here! (Goes after him)
Yugi: I'll go till they get back. Bakura Truth or dare
Bakura: Dare
Yugi: I dare you to dye your hair purple
Bakura: why?
Yugi: you made me change my hair!
Atem:*from other room* I GOT HIM-OW YOU SON OF A- YOU BIT ME! *loud crash
noise*
Bakura:*dyes hair* there I did it
Akefia: and what a manly shade of purple it is Bakura
Yugi: and a skirt makes you manly?
Akefia: ummm
Yugi: though so.
Bakura: 10 points for Yugi 0 points for Akefia, and ways, (sees Atem and Yami are back) Yami truth or dare?
Yami: Truth
Bakura: did you like what you saw when looking through the mind link you and Yugi share?
Yami: NO! It was the most horrible thing I saw in my life!
Yugi: (giggles) Well I don't think most people are in to that sort of thing Bakura.
Bakura: True….
Yugi: I think Akefia and Atem liked it enough though.
*Akefia and Atem blush*
Yami: I dont wanna hear it so Ryou truth or dare
Ryou: umm Dare?
Yami: I dare you to trade clothes with Akefia
Ryou: excuse me?
Akefia: what? There's no way his clothes would fit me!
Yami: Ryou do you want ANOTHER penalty?
Ryou: no! *grabs Akefia and drags him away* lets go
Akefia: No! Somebody help! Help me!
Yugi: This fun, since Ryou's not here. Atem
Atem: (pales) umm dare?
Yugi: I dare you too…I dare you to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs "I just bought a dark magician plushy and we made sweet love with each other"
Atem: and if I say no?
Yugi: then you have to say what happened in mine and Bakura's room.
Atem: (runs outside) I JUST BOUGHT A DARK MAGICIAN PLUSHY AND WE MADE SWEET LOVE WITH EACH OTHER! (Comes back in)
Atem: you're pure evil Yugi. Malik truth or dare?
Marik: Dare
Atem: I dare you to...*evil smirk* eat and drink everything remotely spicey in
the kitchen and you can't have anything to drink.
Marik: it's on!*runs to kitchen*
*45 seconds later*
Marik: OH GOD IT BURNS!
Ryou: *wearing Akefia's robe and man skirt* what'd we Miss
Akefia:*wearing Ryou's clothes that are too small for him* he's EVIL, he-he
*shudders*
Yugi: not much Akie-chan, just Marik eating all spicy food we have and Atem saying he had sex with a plushy. And furthermore us "lights" had to put up with ours yami's and hearing their voice in our heads, how are we not just little mess up?
Akefia: and you're in a very sadistic relationship with Bakura.
Yugi: and your point is?
Akefia: nothing….and its Ryou's turn now?
Yugi: yep…
Ryou: Malik truth or dare?
Malik: dare
Ryou: I dare you too…eat all your Halloween candy.
Malik: oh this going to be fun, I'll be so hyper! (Eats all his candy)
Atem: OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN!
Akefia: NO IF WE RUN HE'LL CHASE!
Bakura: Quick! Lock him in the bathroom or he'll kill us all!
*10 minutes and 4 injuries later*
Marik: thank god we got him locked up in time
Ryou: but that's no fun
Atem: there's a difference between a dare an attempted murder
*Yugi and Ryou pout*
Marik:*ignores the adorableness* Bakura truth or dare
Bakura: dare
Marik: I dare you to take off an article of clothing every time somebody
chooses truth.
Bakura: what, eager to see me strip?
Marik: that just the first thing I could think of
Bakura: fine whatever, I accept
Yugi: I might as well choose truth every time now.
Bakura: (laughs and pets Yugi's head) Hmm Pharaoh truth or dare?
Atem: dare
Bakura: I dare you to…make out with Akefia
Atem: what! No way in hell-(Akefia pins him to a wall and makes out with him...then pulls away)
Akefia: now that wasn't so bad was it?
Atem: (runs off to bathroom and use mouthwash) that was vile!
Akefia: get over it and take your turn
Atem: You were the one who was licking the toilet before!
Akefia: I said take your turn, but if you don't think your dare is over I'd be
more than happy to-
Atem: Yugi truth or dare
Yugi: duh Truth
*Bakura takes off his shirt*
Atem: what question would you never want to be asked?
Yugi: No fair!
Atem: well, I for one don't want Bakura walking around naked
Bakura: I think I know what question he would never want asked
Yugi: Kura no!
Bakura: What he-*attacked by yugi*
Yugi: Don't you dare!
Bakura: that-he-*cut off when Yugi starts to kiss him*
Marik: how long do you think till they'll need air?
Akefia: *shudders* he can hold his breath a LONG time
Ryou: well then I'll take my turn Marik truth or dare?
Marik: dare
Ryou: I dare you to remove Yugi from Bakura so we can hear his answer.
Marik: (laughs) got it. (Pulls Yugi off Bakura)
Yugi: noooooooooo!
Bakura: *gasp* yes sweet, sweet air!
Marik: so what were you gonna tell us?
Bakura: Yugi would never want to be asked some of the very...creative things
we've done.
Atem: now I think I'm mentally scarred
Marik: now it's my turn. Akefia truth or dare
Akefia: dare
Marik: I dare you to go get Malik and see if his sugar rush has worn off yet.
Akefia: but if it hasn't I could die
Marik: that's a risk I'm willing to take
Akefia: fine I'll get him
TBC
Me: Lol great fun for the first chapter ^^ Teehee
MyFalseTruth: more insanity and torture ^^*happy dance*
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