A Walk in the Park

One day, Aizen woke up to find Gin staring at him in the face. Being the cool, calm and collected person he is, Aizen merely said,

"What do you want Gin?"

Gin, who had drank seven Venti espressos from Starbuck's the night before, replied,

"I want Cheerios."

"Huh?" Was all Aizen could mutter in his state of consciousness.

"Aizen," Gin frowned, "I said, I want Cheerios!"

Aizen, who was rather used to his subordinate's strange antics merely replied,

"We don't have Cheerios."

"But Tousen also wants Cheerios!" Gin cried.

Aizen, who desperately need to take a walk to wake himself up, gave into Gin's desires.

"Fine," he replied, "We'll go to the human world to buy Cheerios."

And Gin, still being caffeine high of Starbucks, exclaimed, "YAY!!!!!"

"Oh boy…." Was all Aizen could muster.

-x-x-x-

They happened to land in a little place calling Flushing, Queens in New York.

"Wow!" Gin exclaimed, "I've always wanted to go to New York! But Aizen," He turnd to his companion, "Why did we go to New York?"

Aizen rubbed his temples. Gin had been talking the ENTIRE trip.

"Because Gin," Aizen began, "you said you didn't want 'fake-MSG-tainted-cereal-imported-from-China!"

"Really?" Gin responded, "I didn't say that. You must be imagining things. You're creepy."

Aizen smacked himself in the face and without a word, dragged Gin into the nearest supermarket. Once the automatic doors slid closed behind them, he turned to the caffeine high wonder.

"Okay Gin, we're here in the supermarket. Remember, find what you need, pay for it, and get out. No stealing, no murdering, nothing that will attract attention. Got it? I'm going to get a bubble tea."

-10 minutes later-

Aizen had a very enjoyable 10 minutes alone. He had gone to the nearest Quickly's to get a bubble tea, but caught notice of the conveyor belt making cream puffs. So he decided to get himself (and maybe Gin) some.

'Ah, delicious cream puffs,' Aizen thought as he took a bite, 'Good thing I included them to be some of the only things remaining of the human world after I take it over using the Hogyaku.'

And as he thought to himself what things he planned to keep and completely obliterate after taking over the world, he saw a jaw-dropping sight. There was Gin, running away from about 15 cop cars while trying to juggle at least 50 boxes of Cheerios in his arms. Aizen was infuriated.

"GINNNNNNNNNN!!!"

-back in Hueco Mundo-

"Aww Aizen, why're you so mad? We got the Cheerio---"

"Stop it, Gin."

"But Aizen--!"

"Just stop."

-Owari-


My first bleach fic. Please R&R. I hope you enjoyed.