Dark Merik's Repetition........

No, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, this is just a fan-fic by me. I do not own any of it's characters either. This Fan-fic is based on an episode when Yami Yugi is dueling Dark Merik in the Duelists Turnament. (I forgot what it was called though) I owe it all to Dark Merik, and his amazing ability to say 'Winged Dragon of Rah' 50 times in one episode ...() (Do not compare this too much to the episode, it's not exactly the same...)


It was nothing but destruction on the roof of Kaiba corp. Yami Yugi and Dark Merik were in the middle of a duel.

"I feel so sorry for you Pharaoh. For I am about to send your little friend Yugi to the shadow realm, piece by piece!" said Dark Merik in his evil voice.

Yami Yugi, the pharaoh, looked down at Yugi beside him and then to Dark Merik and Good Merik.

"What are you scheming Merik!? Leave Yugi out of this!" yelled Yami Yugi, for his fear of Yugi being hurt was strong.

Merik looked at his deck with an evil glint in his eye. The monsters currently on the field were Yugi's Dark Magician Girl, his Magnet Warrior, a Monster, and a trapcard both belonging to Dark Merik.

"First, I will play my Winged Dragon of Rah,"

The Monster appeared on Merik's side.

"And then sacrifice 1000 of my life points to my Winged Dragon of Rah!"

1000 of Dark Merik's 4000 life points went to the Monster.

"And now, my Winged Dragon of Rah will attack your Magnet Warrior!"

In a flash, Yami Yugi's Magnet Warrior was gone! And just then, Yugi's arm disappeared! (Not like in the episode, it was just not there...)

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! MY ARM!!!! IT'S CUT OFF!!!!!!" Yugi yelled jumping around Yami Yugi.

"What in the world!?" Yami Yugi was flabbergasted.

"As you see, whenever our life points are taken, Yugi and this fool representing me vanish to the shadow realm! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dark Merik laughed evilly.

It was Yami Yugi's turn. He drew a card and played the Dark Magician.

"Hey baby." Said Dark Magician Girl cuddling up to the Dark Magician.

"What?" the Dark Magician was puzzled. "Yami! HOW COULD YOU!!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??"

"Tee hee! Come on Sugar."

Soon Dark Magician Girl is kissing Dark Magician.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

"We're not done yet!"

Yami Yugi just stared and said "Uh, I'll skip my turn...."

Merik smiled.

"Hehe. Too bad I have to spoil this love scene by.....PLAYING THE WINGED DRAGON OF RAH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Huh?" Yami Yugi said.

Soon after 100 turns, there are 50 Winged Dragon of Rahs on the field. It was chaos destruction! Yugi had only one leg , an arm, and his head. Yami Yugi was getting dizzy. Good Merik had just lost both his arms, and his torso.

"DARK MERIK! WHAT THE &$#& DID YOU %&$&&%$ DO TO ME YOU #$$!?!?!?!??" Good Merik yelled.

"Now, for my next attack, the Winged Dragon of Rah will destroy the Pharaoh's Dark Magician!" said Dark Merik.

"WHICH ONE!?!??!?!?!???!??!" Yami Yugi yelled.

Yami Yugi was so P. O.ed, that he finally just played a trap card making Dark Merik lose all of his Life points sending the rest of Good Merik to the Shadow realm.

On the sidelines, Kaiba, Mokuba, and the rest of Yugi's friends were just standing there speechless.

"Uh,...I officially call this duel over........." said Kaiba

[In the Shadow realm]..............................................................................................................................................................

Merik's head suddenly fell on top of a pile of body parts.

"Well, this is lovely....."

The End! =D


Hi! Welcome to the stupidful world of mee! I would like to thank Dark Merik for being so dumb! Well, Please Review!

-Juel :)