Serena Violet Snape Riddle stood in front of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Her long ebony hair was streaked with green and silver highlights. She had violet eyes and was the most beautiful woman ever.

"Hello, father." She said coolly.

Voldemort's non-existent eyebrow rose.

"I have returned to help you kill Potter!"

Voldemort continued to stare.

"Could you help me get a date with Malfoy? He's, like, sooooo hot!"

"Avada Kedavra!"

Green light flashed, and Serena Violet Snape Riddle had only a second to gape in shock before the curse hit and she crumpled to the floor.

"SNAPE!"