Title
: Love vs Hina: A CTF FanFicChapter:
#1 – What's this cloth thing on the stick called again?Author:
Murto (You will not laugh, you will not cry unless I tell you to! The first and last words out of your stinkin' holes will be "Sir!").
Myuu: *Walks into the barracks wearing a rather fan-servicey army uniform #1 * Sergeant Murto, you've been court-martialed.
Murto: What IS your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Myuu: First of all, I'm female. *Twirls around on the spot, making all the other soldiers nosebleed* Second of all, your on 'Spud Duty'.
Murto: *Anime Fall*
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Notes:
Ok, as you can see it is a very original idea as far as Love Hina Fan Fiction is concerned. I know, I've been playing too many computer games, watching too much 'Red vs Blue' and 'Full Metal Jacket'. They are part of the reason that I haven't finished some of my other fics yet. Assignments on Indigenous fishing rights and Reconciliation haven't helped either. Anyhoo, lets soldier on! (Literally)Legal Crap:
I don't own Love Hina, or any parts of other things that aren't mine (eg Full Metal Jacket, Red vs Blue, Tribes 1, UT 1 etc.). However as I think I'm the first to do this so far, so I do own the idea of Love Hina Capture the Flag, and maybe some aspects of the plot but I don't think anyone wants my plot lines anyway.Ps
. Yes, I have proof read this. There are NO spelling mistakes. At least according to the Macquarie Australian Dictionary anway. ^_^------------------------------------------------------------------.
Love vs Hina: A CTF Fic
Chapter 1: What's this cloth thing on the stick again?
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"Come on Murto, throw in your share," Keitaro said, dryly.
"Dude, I'm not doing it," Murto stated. "I didn't get anything extra out of it so I'm not paying."
"Ara, just leave Murto alone. Paying a tip isn't a custom in his country, we shouldn't force our culture onto other countries." Mutsumi said in Murto's defence. #2
Everyone turned and looked at the sociopath Sarah and the Authors Talon and Silver, who just appeared out of nowhere for the sake of convenience.
"What?" They all said simultaneously, the Americans obviously weirded out by everyone's looks. #3
"Anyway, I'm with Urashima," Motoko said boldy, clutching the hilt of her katana. "Pay up Murto."
"No!" Murto spoke, raising his voice.
"PAY UP!" Naru threatened, winding back her arm.
"Punching me isn't gonna get any money outta me, Naru-chan."
"DON'T CALL ME NARU-CHAN!"
"N-naru-senpai, no need to get angry. He just doesn't want to, that's all." Shinobu said, meekly throwing her 2 cents worth in both literally and not literally.
"Aww, come now sugar," Kitsune said, the other patrons at the coffee shop stopping and watching the argument unfold. "I'm sure we can work something out."
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Later, back at the Hinata-sou
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Naru, still quite obviously pissed off about Murto's stinginess or his pure lack of consideration for other nations' customs, changed out of her clothes and sat herself down in the Hot springs.
All was quiet.
Until of course Keitaro's bloodcurdling screams filled the air.
Then Shinobu's.,.
Then Kitsune's.,.
Then about 5 or 6 more screams followed in a similar sort of fashion until everything became deathly silent.
Suddenly, Suu popped out of the Hinata and ran over to Naru hiding something behind her back.
"What's going on in there Suu? If Keitaro is being a perverted little bas-" Naru said cut off by Suu's energetic rambling.
"Suu's got it! Suu's got it! Yay yay YAY!!" the insane girl in question dancing around in circles holding one of the visors from episode 7.
"Suu, what are you doing? I thought those things broke ages ago."
"Suu has solved this morning's argument!" Kaolla squealed whilst glomping Naru with the device then securing all the straps around her chin.
"Let the fun begin!!" she squealed again, somehow glomping herself in a similar fashion.
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A short while later, amongst a huge black nothingness
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"Suu, so help me. Why did you do that?" Keitaro asked clutching the bridge of his nose.
"Suu wanted to solve argument. Now she has solution!" She said moonwalking her way to a big grey wall and pressing a red button on it.
"What are you doing?" Motoko said, drawing her sword with a confused disposition.
"THERE!! Have fun!" Kaolla cheered as she, along with everyone else, vanished.
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"What in the hell are we doing in 'Bloodgulch Canyon'?" Murto asked, holding a pistol.
"Ara, I think Suu took the argument a little too far. " Mutsumi replied, wearing a tight-fitting and rather revealing piece of red battle armour.
"T-this feels wrong, Murto-senpai." Shinobu said, packing a .12 gauge double-barreled shotgun.
"Aww shucks," Kitsune complained. "Of all the great schemes and ideas that are thought up in the Hinata, the pinnacle had to be Suu's."
"Oh well, could be worse. We could have been 'Blue'." Murto said, confiding in the fact that he didn't end up with Naru.
"ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS!!!!" a harsh, despicable and yet truly fitting voice yelled.
"It's.,." Shinobu uttered in utter shock.
"Ok, what's this cloth thing on the stick called again?"
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The End, for now.
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End Notes:
Ok, what'd you think? The first Author/Reviewer to guess correctly who the 'harsh, despicable and yet truly fitting voice' is wins an appearance in this possible epic. I look forward to your reviews and flames. I might even submit this to the T2M clan so as to attempt to join their ranks. :)
#1
– Ok, fanservicey army uniform? Think Testarossa-san from Full Metal Panic.#2
– Ever wondered why Aussies are the worst tippers in the world? That's because it is not a custom to tip in our country. THAT is why we only ever throw in 10 or 20 cents. This is also a tribute to Reservoir Dogs' opening scene.#3
– Yes, shock horror. It is a well-known fact that America is intent on shoving their culture down everyone else's throats. Why is it that Aussie TV has 9/10 yankee shows whereas Yankee TV has NO Aussie shows? I rest my case. (Heh, thanks to Rupert Murdoch, the Poms get Neighbours and Home + Away. Sucked in.)Anyhoo, Hope to hear from you soon!
Myuu: Egotistical ba-
Murto: MYUU! Please, I'm trying for a lower rating this time.
Myuu: Ok, but I still think you're an egotistical ba--~-
