Deidara and the Crane
During on one of Pein's crazy missions, Deidara killed a crane. Sasori ordered Deidara to cook the crane, since he can't really cook because of his poisons. When the bird was roasted, it looked so plump and appetizing that Deidara could not resist to cut off a leg and eat it. When the roast came to be served to the hungry Akatsuki members, Pein noticed that the crane had only one leg and in a severe voice, demanded an explanation from the blonde bomb artist.
"Leader-same, all cranes…obviously have only one leg, un." Deidara replied, smirking.
"Really? Then tomorrow we shall go together to the pond to see. If it turns out that you have tried to deceive me, you'll be…TELETUBBIEFIED." Pein said, looking at Deidara evilly.
"(gulp) TELETUBBIEFIED?!" Deidara repeated, sweat dropping. (Background music: DUN DUN DUN DUNNN!!)
The next morning, the cranes in the pond, like all of their kind, were sleeping balanced on one leg only.
"What did I tell you, un. All cranes have one leg…" Deidara said slyly.
Pein clapped his hands amused, frightening the cranes, making them drop their other legs to ground to flee.
"Its not fair, un. You didn't clap your hands last night. If you had done that, then even the roast cane would have pulled out its other leg." Deidara reasoned out.
"Idiot. No one obviously believes that. Except for Tobi." Sasori said, pointing at Tobi.
Then after the other members laughed at poor Deidara, Pein sent Deidara to a room filled with…TELETUBBIES. The experience scared the living daylights out from the blonde.
