Kenny's P.O.V.
I have always admired Butters, even though his dad gave him shit all the time about being grounded, he took it so well.
I've been feeling differently lately about him and I just don't know what the fucks wrong with me, one minute I see titties and I'm over the moon, the next I see butters all sweet and cute and singing 'loo loo loo I got some apples loo loo loo you got some too' over and over again and I can't help but notice how cute he looks dancing around. Its hurts me to say, but I Kenny McCormick, am gay.
I walk to school and see butters with sunglasses on I stare at him, Stan, Kyle and Eric walk up
"Dude why are you wearing sunglasses? It's hardly sunny today" said Stan
"Yeah what the fuck butters" said Eric
"Guys maybe we should leave the sunglasses out of this" said Kyle
"Huh? Out of what?" I asked
"Stan and Cartman were fighting about who gets the first slice of pizza in the cafeteria today" explains Kyle to me and Butters, who hadn't said a word
I stared at Butters again noticing one of his baby blue eyes behind the sunglasses looks kind of, odd
"Butters what happened to your eye?" I ask
"What? Gee I don't think I can tell on him" said Butters
"Tell on who?" I asked after everyone else had left and I and he were slowly walking into the school
"I can't say!" Butters rushed into the bathrooms I immediately followed him
"Butters?" I walked in I knew he was in one of the toilets.
I saw on the ground his sunglasses had fallen off
"Butters please come out" I said
Butters walked out and I saw he had a black eye
"Who did this to you?!" I asked
"My, my dad" he said knocking his knuckles together like he does in his cute way
"Stephen did this?" I asked and he nodded
"This happens every time I get grounded" he says
"Son of a…." I saw his face
"Biscuit" I ended the sentence
"No one usually cares about that gay little wimpy kid" he says
"So no one usually notices" I finished his sentence
"Yes, oh gee I will get in trouble for telling you" he said nervously
"No you won't! You have to lie to him about telling me" I said
"But Kenny, you know I can't lie it's against my nature" he said
"You have to man up Butters" I said
"Kenny you know I can't"
"I guess I do" I said
"Well Lie for me" I said
"Kenny" he said
"Does anyone care about you?" He asked
"Um, well there's my sister Karen" I said
"I mean at school" he said
"Well, no people look at me like, I'm the perverted town whore in an orange parka that no one actually wants to talk to, Stan and Kyle try to look as if they want to be my friend, but inside they think of me as that pervert that no one is friends to." I said
"Kenny, how are you always so mentally strong?" he asked
"Huh? I'm not mentally strong, I mean you are but me, I'm a whole new story" I said
The bell rings
"We should get to class" says butters and we go to class.
