Pigs Are Sure To Fly Before the Following Happens!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hana-Kimi or any of the characters in the manga/anime/drama etc.

A.N. Well, I was thinking about the phrase "Pigs will fly!" when this concept for a story pops into my head. I think it's pretty funny. In each chapter, I will tell a story about one of the Hana-Kimi characters, but you might think that before that stories are actually true, pigs will fly first! Since I watch the Japanese drama more, it might lean towards the drama more. Attention, the following stories might be a bit short, but still funny XD!

"Hey, Mizuki! I'm going out for dinner! DON'T FOLLOW ME!" Sano shouted to her in their dorm room before dinner.

"That's odd." she thought to herself "Sano has been going out for dinner a lot lately. I wonder what's happening."

.At Dinner.

"Hey! Nakatsu! Have you noticed anything weird about Sano lately? He has been going out a lot nightly! Also, he has come back very late." Mizuki asked her friend.

"Hmm..." he pondered "I agree with you. I've seen him go out a lot, without Yujiro too."

After dinner, Nanba shouted all across the room and said that he had news.

"Guess what!!??!! Yesterday, after dinner, I caught a glimpse of Sano with a GIRL!"

"Nanba-senpai! How do you know it's true? By the way, you were drunk!" Mizuki complained.

Nanba scowled. "I know what I saw. Do you not trust your dorm head?"

"Sano has a girlfriend? Why aren't pigs flying?" Sekime asked in a droning voice.

The next day, Mizuki followed Sano into town, even though he told her not to. Sano walked to St. Blossoms, and out came Rio! They held hands and strolled towards a small diner to eat.

"Rio!? Umeda's sister? Nanba-senpai's aunt?" Mizuki giggled at how such a young girl can be an aunt to Nanba at all.

"AAAAHHHH!!!" Mizuki came running screaming into the cafeteria and everybody looked up at her. "Sano's dating Rio!!"

"Hm. I thought it was someone like her." Nanba commented. Just then, Sano came in, looking tired.

Nanba went right up to him and said, "How're things with Rio. Sano just stood there, shocked, then glared an evil glare at Mizuki.