Hey guys! So I adopted this story from StayWeird who was going to delete it from FF. So, I'm only gonna change a little bit of it, and then add on to where she left off. This first chapter is mostly her writing, but I did change some things. Take a look :)
Disclaimer: Me: Meghan?
Meghan: Yes? What is it?
Me: Please do the disclaimer.
Meghan: Why?
Me: Because I asked you too...
Meghan: Why?
Me: Are you even listening to me?
Meghan: Why?
Me: *facepalm* Ow. Okay, Whatever don't do the disclaimer Meghan. I'll do it.
Meghan: Why?
Me: I don't own Kickin' It or Meghan. StayWeird still owns Meghan because I didn't come up with the character of Meghan. :)
Meghan: Can we continue with the chapter please?
Me: I thought- Never mind.
The bell rang and everyone quickley hurried off to class.
"Sorry I'm late'" Meghan said as she slumped into her seat
"Really Meghan?... Really?" the teacher, Mr Moore reposnded giving her an intimidating stare.
"Pfft, no" She said laughing to herseff.
"Thats what I thought.. So anyways class back to the American revolution, it all..." He was cut off by Jack saying " sorry Im late" as he scrambled in the classroom and took his seat beside Meghan.
" Well Mr. Anderson, whats your exscuse? Your car brake down? Oh, or are you going to go with the classic 'I didnt care enough' " He said In a sarcastic tone glaring Right at at Meghan.
"the classic 'I didnt care enough' " She mimiked crossing her arm returning the glare.
"Well you see" Jack began " This happend then that happend then this really weird thing thing happed That I prefer not to get into.." His voice trailed off when he caught a glimps on Mr. Moores face. Clearly he wasn't buying the 'this and that'. His head dropped in shame.
" Sorry Mr. Moore, it wont happen again"
"For your sake, I hope not. No harm done. Back to the... Oh wait. Before I forget we will have time to work on the partneer projects at the end of the period so I hope everyone has there topics picked"
"What project" Meghan asked looking puzzled
"The Partner Project. The one I assigned last week?" Mr moore explained. Her facial expression didnt change. He did a facepalm and let out a sigh.
" See Meghan,this is why you come to class on time."
"See Mr, Moore, this is why I don't show up."
" You dont have a partner do ya Jack?" Mr. Moore asked. Jack shook his head no. " Perfect, you'll be paired up with Meghan"
" WHAT!" They both screamed.
~~~~~~~~ Kickin it theme song;) ~~~~~~~~
"No way shes rude I dont Im not she Impossible!" Is all the came out as they both tried to spit out their half of the argument. There was a pause.
"Im impossibe? Im Impossible? Well you know what hes an idiot!" She said giving Jack a Death glare.
"Oh Im the idiot! Say the girl failing Half her classes!" He resonded. Meghan stuck her toung out at him and with that they began bickering again.
"Both of you quiet down! Dont look at this as a punishment but rather as an opportunity. Honestly you both need the marks so either find a way to work together or take the zero." Mr. Moore said. Meghan and Jack agerily crossed their arms and stayed silent for the rest of class.
~In the hallway~
Jack slammed his locker close after retriving his books.
"Wow. You mad bro?" Jerry asked as Milton and himself made their way over to Jack.
"A bit." Jack began. " I got paired up with the chick named Meghan for a history project. Dude, I need a good grade. And If Im doing it with her, then Im deffinitly gonna fail." He leaned his body up against the locker. Thats when Kim walked by.
" Hey guys" she said.
"Hey ki...What are you holding.?" Milton asked confused while staring at the plastic doll in her arms.
"Its for health class. I got paired up with Eddie and I have to take care of this doll as if it was real. Its name is tom!" She said smiling
"...Alright then." Jack said.
" Wait, Jack. Do you mean Meghan Munro? Dude I know her! Shes a regular memeber at club Jerry. Shes hot! With her long brown curls and her light blue eyes.." His voice trailed off as he got deeper into thought. Kim smaked him over the head to snap him back to reality.
"Thank you kim: Jack said giving her a smile. She returned it.
" Wait, Meghan Munro? I know her too! Shes the girl that keeps stealing my lunch money!" Milton said, obviously he was annoyed at her.
"I know her too..too!:$ Her and a cuple of her friends coverd my pony tail in glue! I was shedding for a week..." Kim spoke up. " I dont get why everybody likes her."
"Probably because she buys them lunches with other peoples lunch money!" Milton said anergly.
"There she is." Jack pointed out. "Im gonna go talk to her." and started walking towards her locker.
"Hey, have either of you seen 'my husband'... Boy is say that ever weird. But his turn the take Tom." Kim asked
"Um noped havnt seen him" Jerry said. Milton shook his head in agreement.
" I'll find him. Hes here somewhere.. I can feel it!" Kim said with a devilish look in her eye as she took of down the hallway.
~With Jack and Meghan~
"Hey Im jack" He said reaching out his hand.
"And Im Meghan" She responded ignoring his attempt at a handshake and started walking down the hall. She stoped as she reached into her pocket to get her cell phone. Jack tapped her sholder and she turned around. "Im Jack" He repeated.
"And Im Meghan... Didnt we already do this? She said. Jack shot her a look. "Look" Meghan began "I dont want to work with you anymore than you want to work with me so lets spare the arguments and I'll do all the work." She stopped in mid-sentence. "Wow, never thought I'd say those words. Anyways, you can count on a solid C-... Alright." She began heading for class when Jack grabbed her arm.
"No, we're doing this project together. Meet me outside the Bobby Wasabi Dojo at 9. We'll be alone the mall closes at 6" He said
"Wow, pushy." She joked. But he didnt find it all that funny when he shot her anether look. "Fine. I'll be there." Meghan responded annoyed. Jach realised her arm and she headed to class.
"Stubborn" Jack mutterd under his breath. And him too headed to class.
~After school in the dojo~
"Hey guys you ready to practice?" Rudy asked entering the dojo. They all shook their heads in agreement and began to stretch. "Wait, wheres kim?" Rudy asked.
"EDDIE!" You heard Kim scream it from all the way across the food court. Hair and face a mess she stormed in angry. "Eddie" She said again. "You were supposed to take with stupid thing at lunch! Its driving -Hey Rudy what are you wearing?-me crazy! It hasnt stopped crying since school ended"
"I thought you were joking! Besides, isnt it the girls job to take care of the kid anyways?" Eddie said in an attempt to defend himself. Obviously it wasnt working. Kims Facial expression had compleatly dropped.
"THATS IT!" She screamed. It took both jerry and Jack to hold her back. When she was a little bit calmer, they let go of her.
"You too deal with you marrige issues later. Oh, and Thank you for noticing kim! Im waring my Ninja suit from when I was training to be a ninja when in was 12! I cant believe it still fits!" Rudy said. You could hear as the excitement in his voice.
"Rudy Hun, It doesnt" Kim said. Her voice a bit shacky in disgust looking at Rudy in that outfit. The black thing tightly griped every single part of his body. Not a pretty site.
"You went to a ninja school!" Milton asked excitedly
"Yeah I have a whole bunch of cool equiptment in my car" Rudy said."Alright. lets start practic. Kim or with Je-" Rudy was interupted by the sound of Tom crying.
"Kim make you child shut up!" Eddie whined.
"My child? MY CHILD! Oh I think I know a way to make you both shut up!" And with that Kim started beating Eddie with tom!
"Kim what are you doing!" Jack yelled pulling her off of Eddie.
"Yeah Kim! you gonna Kill Tom!" Jerry added.
"Umm Guys... I think its too late." Milton said. Every one just stood there. Kim dropped to her knees.
"No Tom!" She yelled "Its not your time! Breath little guy Breath!" Her voice was high and shaky. Jack Placed his hand on her sholder.
"Kim...Kim... KIM!... Its over." He said. Kim stood up and turned around. She grabed his shirt and pulled him closer.
"NO ITS NOT OVER...It not over." She flung herself into her arms. He rapped them aroung her. Everyone stood there looking at them. Jack had a puzzled look of his face.
"This is like a bad episode of Hannah Montana" He snickerd.
"Hey!" Jerry shouted. "Don't you mock Hannah!" Everyone stared at him.
"What? Just because Im cool bad boy doesnt mean I cant have a sensitive side!" He argued patting the right side of his chest.
"Jerry." Rudy Began." Your hearts on the left side." Every one let out a giggle.
"Actually... Your hearts in the middle of your chest." Milton informed them. They gave Milton a look then shook it off.
"Hey! Your my wife! Shouldn't you be fake crying into my shoulders? Eddie said.
"No. You were a horrble husband! Its your falt I beat you with tom and now hes gone!" She responded getting angry. Her and Eddie started fighting again.
"ALRIGHT!" Milton yelled. "I know what to do! I need Scissors, a screwdriver, two dubble A batteries and a sponge. STAT!"
"I got the batteries" Rudy said.
"I got the screwdiver and the scissors" Jerry added.
"And I got the sponge" Eddie said.
"Why do you need a sponge? Kim asked
"Oh because I get all sweaty under pressure and then my ba-"
"Didnt need to know that!" Kim said cutting him off.
"Alright! Everyone follow me! To the chemisty Room at school! Left, left, left, right, left!"
"Shut up Milton!" Jerry said as him and Eddie followed him and out the door.
"Kim" Jack said, placing his had on her shoulder."I hope Tom will be ok."
"Me too... Hang on Tom, Mommys coming!
"The same mom that just used him as a weapon?" Jack joked.
"Shut up jack" She said while leaving the dojo. She had one of her tough girl looks on her face.
"You not coming Jack?" Rudy asked.
" Naw, I have to meet this girl here at 9."
"Ou La La Jacks got a date!" He snickerd \ " Not not like that" Jack defended " I have to do this stupid project with her. Hopefully it will be fast and painless and I'll never have to speak to her again."
"Oh well then good luck!" He said happily. He exited to dojo and chased after the others.
"Thanks, I'll need it." He mumbled, and started to punch some dummies.
~Kickin it with you~
When 9 o'clock rolled around Jack exited to dojo in normal clothes and sat at the food court waiting for Meghan.
"Hey" Meghan said" You realy to get started."
"Yeah" He jestured for he to take a seat. I dont think They were sitting there for more then 10 minuts before the started screaming at each other.
" Your an Idiot" Meghan yelled
"Im an Idiot! Well your stubbon!" He yelled back. She let out a gasp
"Well at leasnt Im not some skate-rat wh-"
"Skate rat? Well atleast In not some stupid sarcastic-"
"...Player who thinks hes all that-"
"...brunett who thinks shes tough"
"...who thinks he can get all the girls-"
"...who nobody likes! Jack finished. The both let out a sigh, turned round and crossed there arms. And then it happend. Both of them jumped when they heard a loud CRASH.
"Did you hear that?" Meghan asked
"Yeah did you?" Jack responded.
"No Jack. I have a hearing issue I was just asking in case I missed something!" she said in a sarcastic tone. Jack shot her a look.
"Alright stupid question" He attmeted. "It sounded like it was comething from Nails Nails Nails. Lets go" The two of them walked over and couldn't believe their eyes! 5 men in black exited from the store. Meghan leaned over.
"I dont think they work here" She whisperd in Jack ear.
"YA THINK!" He yelled-whisperd back. Hearing Jack all 5 men truned around.
"Well hello there" One of the mean said.
"Hiya" Meghan responded sounding calm and confident.
"Whatcha doing?" Jack added.
"A little late night shopping is all" Anether one blurted out.
"Meghan.. I think there robbers" Jack whisperd.
"NOO Really? Didnt notice.." She said sarcasticly.
"Sorry Im no good under this much pressure"
"Haha, your no good regarless!" Meghan joked. He shot her anether glare.
"Nows not the time to insult me-"
"Would ya look at the time.." Meghan said changing the subject. She jestured her arm up as if she was wearing a watch. She wasnt. Thinking on his feet Jack quickly placed his wrist on top of heres, he was wearing a watch.
"It's passed Jacked bedtime." She started to pat his head "Time to go home." She grabed Jacks wrist and turned around just to bump into one of the men in black That had made his way behind them
"K not going that way... Alrght." The worry in her voice was growing stronger. All 5 men had made a semi-circle around them leaving there backs pined agaisnt a wall.
"Get behind me.." Jack said. He had put his shoulder in a protective posistion of Meghan.
"Get behind you? Haha I dont think so."
"Yes get behind me I know Karate."
"Oh look Jack knows karate!" She mimiked.
"MEGHAN!" Jack barked. High pitched and quickley. She raised her hands in surrender and steped behind Jack placing her hands on her hips.
"Get 'em." One of the men said. One of them instantly through a punch for Jack face. But he caught it, kicking him right in the gut so hard he toppled over. Oh it was on! Anether one took a lunge at him. He grabbed his arm and flipped him onto the guy that was standing directly infront of him. Meghan stood there laughing. 2 more left. One took a kick. Hit jack in the gut, but jack repaid him with a punch in the face. They exchanged punches and kicks untill the last man standing grabed Jack from behind and the one he was fighting grabed his feet. He was stuck.
"Meghan Help!" He pleated.
"Oh, So now you want my help? No. "
"MEGHAN!" Jack yelled the same way as before. She went into her fighting posistion. By this time two of the men had stood up. She quickly gave the one a hard kick in the gut and a punch in the face and hit him agaisnt the wall. He was outcold. The other guy grabbed her from behind. She elbowed him in the gut and flipped him no problem.
"Meghan you fight?" Jack yelled suprised as he continued to try to get free.
"No Jack Im playing hopscotch."
"MEGHAN!" Jack barked again. She kicked the guy holding Jacks feet so he would reliese. Not long after that Jack scrambled away from the man cluching his chest and left him in pain on the ground.
"Jack duck!" Meghan yelled. She spun around and placed a kick right above jacks ducked head that kicked the guy who was about to grab Jack right in the face.
"Thanks" He said. Breathing heavily.
"No proble-" The first guy Jack had kicked had got up and grabbed Meghan! "Ahh" She screamed.
"Let her go" Jack screamed back. He sounded all protective, Like a hero. He managed to grab Meghans hand setter her free. The he turned and kicked the guy so hard he flew right through the window on Nails Nails Nails. The store alarm began to make a percing 'beep' sound.
"Way to go Jack!" Meghan started. "You set off the store alarm."
"Really? Thats what I get! 'way to go' you should be thanking me for saving you!"
"Thank you! I-"
"Yes thanks thats all I wanted." Jack said. He came off like a compleate smart alick. Meghan gave him a death glare. The two of them continued to bicker.
"Cheese and Crackers! You got 'em!" Joan said running onto the scene.
"What?" both Meghan and Jack said at the same time.
"Didn't you take out these thugs?" She asked them. Jack and Megan exchanged glances and then nodded.
"Yeah we where just working on-"
"Oh Jack we wheren't doing a single thing for that project." Meghan said. Jack gave her a look. This was going to be a long project.
~~~~Kickin it with you~~~~
The next day at school Kim and Eddie went into their health class.
"Do you think she'll notice?" Kim asked. You could hear the worry in her voice.
"No Not a chance" Eddie responding.
"Alright Class" The Health teacher began "Everyone brong their children to the front and we'll start the inspection to help determain the final grade of this project. Kim and Eddie, your up first" The two of them brought tom up to the teacher. She kept making 'ou's and aw's' as she examind the doll. "Well whats this" She began
"IM SO SORRY" Kim pleaded " I was just so mad. I hadn't slept in day! Tom just wouldn't stop crying then Eddie was driving me Nuts and I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! So I started beating Eddie with Tom and Miltons like 'Get me a sponge' and Im like 'Ew gross!' and then he said it was fine but I knew there was something wrong with him I JUST KNEW IT!" She let out a large sigh. Eddie just sat there staring at her.
"Im sorry too" He added. " I shouldn't have put all that pressure on Kim; I should have been a better husband. The truth is, we didnt get the point of this assignment. I think you should fail us" Kim nodded in agreement.
"Well, I was gonna say his arm was twisted but after what I just heard Im deffinitly gonna fail you!"
"No. No." Kim said "Your supposed to give us an A because we deffinitly got the point of the assignment. That parenting can be difficult and you and your spouse might not always get along but it'll be ok" She finished putting on her best 'cute' smile.
"Kim... you killed your son!" The teacher protested. She bit her lip and crossed her arms in agreement. "I'll make you a deal, you each write me a 1000 word essay on child abuse I'll give you a B"
"You got yourself a deal!" Eddie said shaking her hand. Kim and Eddie exchanged high fives and they took their seats for the rest of the class.
~~~~ Kickin it with you~~~~
In the school lobby
Kim, being the head cheerleader was trying to get the crowd pumped up for another pep rally
"Come on everyone! Pep it up!" She said moving into the center of the hallway, Everyone surrounding her. And then in happend. Someone had bobbie trapped a bucket of slime to the ceiling and it fell on Kim! Everyone just stood there in shock. No one knew what to do. Then, came the feathers. By the time all the feathers had hit the ground Kim looked like...Well, a chicken.
"The farms that way" Meghan snickerd as she went up to Kim and patted her on the back. Realising the amount of slime on her she made a disgusted face, whipping the slime on her pants. Kim shot her a death glare.
Later in the dojo
"I can't believe that happend! It was so embarrising!" Kim complained
"Relax Kim, Everything will be ok" Jack said reassuringly putting his arm around her.
"Relax! You didnt seriously just tell me to RELAX!" Kim said angerly. She left Jack speachless. All he managed to spit out was 'Um'
"Never tell a girl to relax! Because she probably thought she was relaxed before you said that and now she's all angry because you told her to RELAX!"All the guys instantly took 2 steps back. She shot them all death glares.
"Im gonna go take anether shower" Kim continued. "I still smell like feathers" She made a 'grossed-out' face and headed for the changerooms. At that moment Milton, with Eddie by his side busted through through the dojo doors. He was wearing one of those Sherlock Holmes jackets and hats and Eddie was dressed like 'Watson'
"Umm whatcha doing?" Jerry asked suspicious
"Well me, Milton Holmes, and my side kick Watson-"
"Thats me!" Eddie added happily. Milton shot him a look.
"Are gonna solve the Chicken Kim Mystery!"
Okay, I'm gonna stop it there for today, but I'll update tommrrow. As you might have been able to tell I took out some things and added some things. I'll update it a lot untill it gets to the point where I'm continueing where StayWeird left off. Then it will be more like how all my other stories are updated. Review if you want. :)
~Max1098
