Deadpool: *walks into his living room* Guess what, kiddies! 'Ask Deadpool' is back for a second season!
[Yellow Box]: Whooo Hooooo!
Deadpool: Yeah! But since Sky can't be here to write it, we had to get anew writer. And after talking it over, we came up with one!
Rose: *points to herself with her thumbs and smiles* ME!
Deadpool: Yep.
Rose: Also, Deadpool, your fans left you with some more questions form season one.
Deadpool: They did?
[Yellow Box]: It's like they knew we were having a season two!
Deadpool: Whoa!
Rose: Ready for the first question?
Deadpool: Hell yeah!
Rose: Ok. Our first question is from Peter Parker. He asks, 'Do you like monkeys?'
Deadpool: Hey! Spidey! Oh-I mean- Hey stranger who I have no idea who you are! One word: "Hit-Monkey"!
Ps. YOU WERE THERE!
Rose: Next question. "HI Deadpool I am a 18 year old fangirl- NOT!
Deadpool who's better me or me? Also what is a potato peeler? Why did my mom buy me a Deathstroke mask? If I paid you $10000 would you kill hulk, Deathstroke and my principle please? Can you please help me write a song about pew pew guns? Do ya kno who pewdiepie is? If not, Why? Lickidy lick, c4 explodes with a click!
Adios!
Deadpool: First, answer me this. Are you saying that you are NOT 18 years old or a fangirl? Because if you are not my fangirl then we may have some problems.
[Yellow Box]: Why you no love us?
Deadpool: Yeah! Oh and the answers:
(1) Me..?
(2) A peeler that peels potatoes I guess. I don't eat potatoes.
Rose: Don't you eat French Fries?
Deadpool: Yeah. So?
Rose: Potatoes ARE French Fries.
Deadpool: You sure?
Rose: Yep.
Deadpool: Wow. You learn something new every day. Anyway:
(3) Because she hates you!
Rose: I'm sure she doesn't hate you.
Deadpool: This is 'Ask Deadpool'-
[Yellow Box]: "Season two!"
Deadpool: She asked me why and I told her why!
(4) For $100,000 I'll kill your principal!
Rose: Pricy.
Deadpool: Hey. I need the money.
Rose: For what?
Deadpool: Things...
(5) Sure!
(6) Didn't I already answer this question? I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL HE IS!
Rose: He's a guy on YouTube that plays video games and stuff.
Deadpool: Whatever. Next question!
Rose; Fine. "Yo deadpoolio!
1. why must you make your game so DAMN easy!?
2. can i be in ask Deadpool? i class as a superhero?
I bestow upon you the power of dragon shouts! go yell FUS RO DAH at wolvie when he stands on a cliff or something. then use them in your missions (after a google search)
i want a winky emoti-decepticon-thingy!
also, i'm as awesomely crazy as you (i think)!" ~snarfle
Deadpool: Yo snarfle!
(1) Dude, I didn't make the game. High Moons did. And it was too easy for you? Did you play it in ultra-violence mode? If they weren't so cheap, I would have made the game a billion times harder!
Rose: The final boss was totally hard! It took me forever to beat it! I now hate Mr. Sinister with a burning passion!
[Yellow Box]: Whoa. That's deep..
Deadpool: (2) Well aren't you already in Ask Deadpool?
Rose: I think they meant that they wanted to answer questions.
Deadpool: Hmmm. I don't know. I'll think about it.
(3) What is that?
***A quick Google search and a YouTube video later***
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! I AM SOOOO GOING TO USE THAT ON WOLVIE!
For that, you deserve a emoti-thingy!
;D
Still lovin' those!
And your just as awesomely crazy as me?! I didn't think that that was possible! We need to star in a comic together."
Rose: Next question. "1. Did you ever settle the argument between you and Dante about which was better, Chimichangas or Pizza? 2. Did you know that Death had a Kid?" ~My sister
Deadpool: (1) It was moot...
(2) WHAT!? No she didn't! How dare you say that!"
Rose: Last question. "1. What do you think about the sugar baby and sugar daddy dating web site? 2. What are your thoughts on Beyoncé's new hair cut?" ~ My mom.
Deadpool: So what? Your whole family now decides to send me questions?
My answers: (1) I don't know. I saw some pictures and kinda felt creeped out. It's for collage so whatever with that. But dating and having sex someone who's old enough to be you grandpa is nasty.
(2) WHY DID SHE DO THAT?! NOW SHE'S NOT AS SEXY!"
Rose: That's all the questions for today. Thanks for reading and-
Deadpool: YA-HOO FOR SEASON TWO!
[Yellow Box]: He-he! That rhymed!
Rose: Yeah. Anyway, I hope you liked Season two episode one! Please, let me know what you thought of it!
