A/N: What's this? A story?? Without slash? Oh my god the sky must be falling! Actually, it's just a short drabble. It came to me when I was eating my favourite sandwich. Enjoy ;)
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It was lunch time in the real world. Renji, Rukia, and a few others were there on assignment. These trips were becoming more and more frequent, and Renji found he was actually starting to get the hang of the real world. Well, some parts of it. Others, he had yet to get used to. The food, for example, led to some…interesting discoveries.
Renji watched in horrid fascination as Rukia slathered obscene amounts of…something…onto two pieces of bread. Some sort of brown spread went onto one slice, and red gooey stuff was smeared onto the other. He almost winced when she slapped the bread together with a splat, and slowly he started to edge away.
She noticed his movement, looked over, and saw the expression on his face. "What?" she asked, frowning a bit in confusion. The redhead looked really uncomfortable, and was staring at her sandwich.
Realizing Rukia had said something, Renji tore his gaze from a drop of the red goo that was slowly oozing out from between the bread. Hesitating a moment, he finally asked, "What is that?"
Rukia glanced down, back up, and grinned. "PB and J!" She absentmindedly licked up the drip, before biting down. "Whant shome?"
"Er…no thanks" the redhead replied, edging further away.
She shrugged. "Suit yourself."
Once a safe distance away from the stickiness, Renji grimaced and vowed to somehow destroy this "P, B, and J" when Rukia wasn't looking. He watched, riveted, as another drop of "J" squeezed out, slid down the side of the bread, and hung there. He almost held his breath, waiting to see what would happen. The drop stretched, elongated, and broke, falling onto the ground. Renji shuddered and forced his eyes away, hoping he would never have to go through this again.
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