Disclaimer.. this is soooo boring! I do not own Slam Dunk..can I NOT put
this up next time??
Oi Carolyn the Lovely Lynn, actually, I don't even know if u r reading this, but anywayz,,, hapi holz and hope you find your..you-know-who that u were looking 4 in JJ today! Oh, I know you like Mitsui, I have his figurine at home, wanna see? You never see this before!
Kidchan.who gave me the inspiration to write this story, thank you, and remember you promise of drawing me something after this story is out!
Actually, this story is not for the weak ones. Its very disgusting, well, sort of, I try to make it as undisgusting as possible and [no, its not yaoi or anything of that sort disgusting] please go if u really can't take disgusting stuff, or your imagination is really good, you might feel even more disgusted!
Prologue
A tall, dark but not handsome figure stood in the middle of the road, one hand balancing his mountain high books, another reading his papers. He let out a long sigh. "My studies are going down again. I have just no time to study, what with that baka red head monkey making so much trouble in the court..everyday. I need tuition. But I just don't have that kind of money. Everything is so expensive nowadays!" he then looked around. He saw a notice on a lamp post [HELP NEEDED!] interested, he walked nearer. "blah blah blah" he read. "this might be just the right job for me!" he thought. He then went on to look for the place stated in the notice.
CHAPTER 1
"Oi Gori!" a voice shouted. Then, THUMP! "Gori! What was that for!" Sakuragi shouted, although he know very well what it was for. "For calling me Gori." Then, Akagi clapped his hands "Okay team, seniors versus Juniors!" he shouted. The whole team quickly divided themselves. Sakuragi stood with the seniors. "Baka!" Akagi shouted, before landing his fist on Sakuragi's head. Then he dragged Sakuragi to the juniors. "You are a junior, so you should be here!" he said. "But I beaten you before! And I don't want to be in the same team with kitsune!" he protested. WHACK! This time, Ayako hit him. "Sakuragi, why must you do this EVERYTIME!" She said, exasperated. "Do'aho" came the infamous line from who else, but Rukawa, the super rookie. "Kitsune! Do you know who you are calling a do'aho?" Sakuragi shouted to Rukawa. Rukawa just sighed. He don't need to answer. His fans did that for him. "Rukawa is calling YOU a do'aho! YOU are the do'aho!" They all chanted together. Finally, Akagi couldn't stand all this noise anymore. "Enough! WE have a practice here!" everyone was silent. They have never seen Akagi so angry, apart from the time Sakuragi pulled his trousers in their first and probably only one-on-one.
Kogure broke the silence by clapping his hands. "Okay, okay, lets start our practice right now!" slowly, without any noise, they took their places. Nearing the end of practice, Akagi could not be seen. Not even Ayako noticed when he went away. Practice ended. Juniors won, 45:43. the last 2 marks was scored by the tensai. So he is now singing "Ore Wa Tensai" at the top of his lungs. "Where's Akagi's super fist that could stop Sakuragi's horrible voice when we needed him?" Mitsui wondered to himself.
On the other side of town, a woman with no looks or body shape wearing tight-mini skirt and ridiculous looking tight blouse walk into a house. "There you are. I hope you don't mind having to wear this way. Since I couldn't find anyone else for Yaone (hm.familiar name, Yaone's fans don't kill me!) and she doesn't like male, you have to dressed up like this." A lady said when she opened the door for the monster. Wait a minute.this monster looks kinda familiar. "Make yourself at home!" The lady continued.
"Thank you for even giving me this job in the first place, Mrs Lilin." The hideous monster said. Hm. his voice is familiar too, where have I heard that rough voice before? The grotesque monster step into the light. NANI! That's.....AKAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued.. Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you even lasted till here.keke Anyway, kidchan, remember your promise. Draw Akagi wearing female clothes!!!!!! Hahaha When she finish drawing, I will let you all see!
Sayonara and arigato if you reviewed!
Oi Carolyn the Lovely Lynn, actually, I don't even know if u r reading this, but anywayz,,, hapi holz and hope you find your..you-know-who that u were looking 4 in JJ today! Oh, I know you like Mitsui, I have his figurine at home, wanna see? You never see this before!
Kidchan.who gave me the inspiration to write this story, thank you, and remember you promise of drawing me something after this story is out!
Actually, this story is not for the weak ones. Its very disgusting, well, sort of, I try to make it as undisgusting as possible and [no, its not yaoi or anything of that sort disgusting] please go if u really can't take disgusting stuff, or your imagination is really good, you might feel even more disgusted!
Prologue
A tall, dark but not handsome figure stood in the middle of the road, one hand balancing his mountain high books, another reading his papers. He let out a long sigh. "My studies are going down again. I have just no time to study, what with that baka red head monkey making so much trouble in the court..everyday. I need tuition. But I just don't have that kind of money. Everything is so expensive nowadays!" he then looked around. He saw a notice on a lamp post [HELP NEEDED!] interested, he walked nearer. "blah blah blah" he read. "this might be just the right job for me!" he thought. He then went on to look for the place stated in the notice.
CHAPTER 1
"Oi Gori!" a voice shouted. Then, THUMP! "Gori! What was that for!" Sakuragi shouted, although he know very well what it was for. "For calling me Gori." Then, Akagi clapped his hands "Okay team, seniors versus Juniors!" he shouted. The whole team quickly divided themselves. Sakuragi stood with the seniors. "Baka!" Akagi shouted, before landing his fist on Sakuragi's head. Then he dragged Sakuragi to the juniors. "You are a junior, so you should be here!" he said. "But I beaten you before! And I don't want to be in the same team with kitsune!" he protested. WHACK! This time, Ayako hit him. "Sakuragi, why must you do this EVERYTIME!" She said, exasperated. "Do'aho" came the infamous line from who else, but Rukawa, the super rookie. "Kitsune! Do you know who you are calling a do'aho?" Sakuragi shouted to Rukawa. Rukawa just sighed. He don't need to answer. His fans did that for him. "Rukawa is calling YOU a do'aho! YOU are the do'aho!" They all chanted together. Finally, Akagi couldn't stand all this noise anymore. "Enough! WE have a practice here!" everyone was silent. They have never seen Akagi so angry, apart from the time Sakuragi pulled his trousers in their first and probably only one-on-one.
Kogure broke the silence by clapping his hands. "Okay, okay, lets start our practice right now!" slowly, without any noise, they took their places. Nearing the end of practice, Akagi could not be seen. Not even Ayako noticed when he went away. Practice ended. Juniors won, 45:43. the last 2 marks was scored by the tensai. So he is now singing "Ore Wa Tensai" at the top of his lungs. "Where's Akagi's super fist that could stop Sakuragi's horrible voice when we needed him?" Mitsui wondered to himself.
On the other side of town, a woman with no looks or body shape wearing tight-mini skirt and ridiculous looking tight blouse walk into a house. "There you are. I hope you don't mind having to wear this way. Since I couldn't find anyone else for Yaone (hm.familiar name, Yaone's fans don't kill me!) and she doesn't like male, you have to dressed up like this." A lady said when she opened the door for the monster. Wait a minute.this monster looks kinda familiar. "Make yourself at home!" The lady continued.
"Thank you for even giving me this job in the first place, Mrs Lilin." The hideous monster said. Hm. his voice is familiar too, where have I heard that rough voice before? The grotesque monster step into the light. NANI! That's.....AKAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued.. Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you even lasted till here.keke Anyway, kidchan, remember your promise. Draw Akagi wearing female clothes!!!!!! Hahaha When she finish drawing, I will let you all see!
Sayonara and arigato if you reviewed!
