1. The reason Katniss can't decide between Peeta and Gale is because she's lesbian.
2. Cinna is a pyromaniac.
3. After Enobaria won her hunger games she 7was asked by the Capitol to do a TV programme about looking after your teeth.
4. Plastic surgeries are rich thanks to Finnick Odair.
5. Buttercup is actually an evil mastermind.
6. Prim has knives hidden under her bed incase Katniss tries to eat Buttercup again.
7. Haymitch started an Alcoholics anonymous club before bringing wine in as a gift to one of the participants as their birthday present.
8. Katniss was called the mockingjay because she had an irritating habit of copying what anyone says.
9. Peeta is illiterate, that's why he can't spell Peter.
10. Effie is descended from Chipmunks
11. Cato loves the programme Noddy
12. Katniss' idol is Robin Hood
13. The real reason Gale hunts with Katniss is so he can get a look down her top because...
14. ...Gale is an obsessive stalker
15. Wiress doesn't actually know the Arenas a clock, she's just obsessed with Ke$ha
