Chapter 1: The Springs
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: Muah Ha Ha! Another torture fic. God, us fan-girls love making the Sanzo-Ikkou suffer! We don't know why we do it, I guess it's for our own enjoyment. This is obviously a humor fic, I am having writers block and I need to take advantage of whatever idea that pops into my head and this just so happens to be it! Once I can use a scanner, I shall post up a picture of what I think they'd look like as women. Ha ha, Sanzo makes such a pretty girl. .
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" Eww, holy shit, what's that smell?" The half breed sniffed, his eyes gaped in disgust. He quickly covered his nose and mouth with his hand and glared at the boy sitting next to him.
The golden-eyed boy sunk in his seat and glared back at Gojyo. " What!? Are you saying I smell!" Goku hissed.
" What else, stupid monkey?" Gojyo hissed underneath is covered mouth.
" Will you two shut up? You both smell, god, we haven't had a bath in days..." Sanzo declared, quite annoyed with the stench around the jeep. Hakkai glanced at Sanzo.
" Indeed, I feel most unhealthy at the moment..." Hakkai grimaced.
" Especally with the heat, it's making it worst." Gojyo said, fanning out his shirt.
" What's that up ahead?" Goku asked, standing up and putting his hand to his brow, trying to see over the bright sunlight and the sweat dripping over his eyes.
" Hot springs. I like the spring part, but hot? Why are they even open during the summer?" Gojyo questioned.
" Don't worry Gojyo, they might have baths as well. Should we stop?" Hakkai asked.
" Yes." Sanzo said simply, a hint of 'Hurry-The-Hell-Up' in his tone.
They got to the springs quite quickly. They checked in, got rooms, Gojyo staying with Hakkai and Goku staying with Sanzo and they all quickly rushed to the tubs. They had enough of each other for the day so they figured they'd take them alone. Goku was disapointed, but went along with everyone's decision anyway.
" Ahhh, that's feels good." Gojyo smiled, sinking into the warm water.
" I'm already starting to feel cleaner." Gojyo grinned. He quickly dunked his head under and came back up to the surface. He felt a little funny, dizzy and stammered backwards in the water. Like he couldn't walk properly.
" What the hell?" He said, quite confused. He felt so weird...his eyes felt heavy, so did his chest and his lower stomach was cramping. " Shit...this hurts..." He huffed in pain. He noticed his hair had gotten a bit longer as well. Maybe he just didn't notice it was growing.
" Cramps from the water probably..." He quickly got out, wrapped a towel around himself and one over his shoulders. On his walk over to him and Hakkai's room, he noticed a long haired girl, petite with light brown curly hair and tan skin.
" Hey--" He was interrupted by her looks. " Golden eyes?" He asked.
" Gojyo, I've always had golden eyes, what's wrong with you?" His voice more high pitched. His eyes directed downwards. " Gojyo, why do you have breasts?" He asked, squeezing the left one.
" AHH! What the hell!? Don't fondle me monkey!!" Gojyo yelled, he noticed his voice was different as well, more...womanly. " I have breasts...?"
" Whoa! I do too!" Goku cheered, holding onto his and squeezing them a bit. " They're so soft!" Goku squeeled.
" Why are we women?" Gojyo asked himself, since Goku obviously wasn't listening. He looked at his hands, more soft and delicate. His legs were slender and cute. His breasts were quite large. Bigger then Goku's at least. His shoulders were smaller and his hair was definately down to the middle of his back, with a little curl at the end of them.
" I don't know." Goku shrugged. " I felt fine until I dunked under the water. I got cramps in my stomach and my eyes felt heavy and everything."
" It was the water!" Gojyo gasped. " We have to stop Hakkai and--"
" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Came a high pitched yell from two rooms down.
" Sanzo..." Gojyo finished his sentence. Sanzo came storming down the hallway, toothbrush in his/her mouth, long blonde hair swaying at his sides, violet eyes on fire with rage as he stormed towards the other two.
" WHAT THE FUCK!?" He yelled. Goku bursted out with a laugh. Sanzo cussing and being angry when he has a high pitched, girly voice was too funny.
" You turned into one too?" Goku said between giggles.
"...what do you think?" He growled.
" Ooh, looks like Sanzo's on the flat side." Gojyo grinned, raising onto his heels making his breasts bounce. Sanzo stiffened and punched Gojyo in the face.
" OUCH! What the fuck, monk!?" He yelled, rubbing his cheek.
" What's going on?" A familiar, but more womanly voice asked. We turned around, there was a hot girl, shoulder length brown hair, glasses, green eyes wearing nothing but a towel.
" Hey baby..." I grinned.
" That's Hakkai, Gojyo." Goku informed.
" No way!" He yelled. " He's hotter then me..." He whined.
" It seems we've turned into women. Turns out there is something in the water." Hakkai sighed. " It's hard to walk with these." He pointed to his, 'larger-the-the-rest-of-ours' breasts. Gojyo huffed.
" All I want to know is how we change back..." Sanzo said, crossing his arms.
" I don't know." Hakkai shrugged.
" I rather like it." Gojyo smiled.
" I wonder if I can still fight like this..." Goku asked himself.
" Good thing is, nobody will know we're the Sanzo-Ikoku. That means we can complete the mission quicker." Sanzo said, brushing his hair back.
" Bad part is, people won't take us seriously when they do find out it's us..." Goku sighed.
" Who cares about that." Gojyo said. " As long as we can still kick ass, then that's all we need."
" Ah, it seems the spell worked!" An old man said, walking up to us.
" Spell?" We all said in unison.
" Of course. These waters have a spell to change things into opposites. I forgot to tell you that. Little experiment of mine..." He explained.
...Silence.
" So you used us as guinea pigs!?" Sanzo yelled, grabbing the man by his shirt and lifting him up to his eye level. " Do I look like the type of person you should use in an experiment!?" He roared.
" I'm sorry! But there is a way you can get changed back!" He panicked.
" How!?" Sanzo yelled again.
" Think he's gotten more hotheaded?" Gojyo said, turning to Hakkai.
" Might be the PMS, plus the fact he's turned into a girl...though we seem to be taking it fine..." Hakkai sighed, pushing his glasses up.
" Okay, okay. You have to find--"
" Another side trip?" Goku whined.
" Let me finish!" The old man yelled.
" Goku, shut up." Sanzo commanded.
" You have to find a certain powder. It's in the west, in a cave with a sun symbol on a sign near the cave. You go inside and there is a bag of the powder. Be sure to get the red powder only." He said, stuttering with his words.
" If we weren't already heading west, I'd make you walk your ass out there." Sanzo flared, dropping the man.
" As an apology, I shall give you new clothes, seeing as how your other ones won't fit." he said, rushing off to get them.
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A Few Minutes Later...
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" These are a bit...how should I put this?" Hakkai asked, looking down at himself.
" Flashy?" Gojyo answered.
" Cute?" Goku answered.
" They're a bit short..." Hakkai sighed again. The old man had given them matching dresses, short chinese dresses, with the buttoning on the shoulder, made from silk. Hakkai's was deep emerald green, Gojyo's was magenta pink, Goku's was a bright yellow and Sanzo's had a deep violet.
" We look more like a girly super hero team!" Sanzo yelled.
" Sorry, it's the only thing I have." The old man bowed.
" It is better then us walking around in baggy clothes." Gojyo explained. " Give the guy a break."
" A break?" Sanzo perked up. " I have just been turned into a woman and you want me to keep my sanity, ha ha, Gojyo, that's really hilarious."
" Well you don't have to be an ass." Gojyo spat.
" Okay, stop you two. We need to get on the road again. This is better, now it won't be as hot and demons won't stop us. It's a win-win situation." Hakkai shrugged. " Goodness, I need some chocolate." He groaned, pushing his bangs out of his face.
" You're right...let's go. I hope we find a bakery, I need a brownie." Sanzo whined.
" I could go for one too." Gojyo grinned.
" I only want half of one. I don't want to spoil my cute legs." Goku cheered.
" Oh goodness, the monkey's on a diet." Gojyo gasped.
" Shut up and get in the car, you do NOT want to mess with me right now." Sanzo glared.
" Fine, fine." Gojyo said defensively.
" Hakkai, where's the next town?"
" Ehhh, it might take a while to get there. If we have no interruptions, we should be at the town by later tonight. They had better have a bakery...or else." Hakkai said quite frustratingly as we got into the jeep.
" Whoa, sitting down feels weird." Goku said, sitting down, then standing up, sitting down, then standing up.
" Goddamn it! Sit down!" Sanzo yelled, glaring at the two in the backseat. " Anyone of you makes a noise I will cut out your voicebox with my fingernails and I will!" Goku shuttered at the threat, seeing how Sanzo was feeling, he'd probably do it too.
" Come on Hakkai, let's go." Gojyo smiled, tapping the brunette's shoulder.
" Alright then, let's go everyone! To find chocolate." He said in a quiter tone as he pressed on the gas petal.
" Hakkai, maybe you should lay off the chocolate." Gojyo said. " That's not even our goal."
" Our goal is to find the treasure that will change us back." Goku nodded.
" Hey, what ever happened to ressurecting Gyumaoh?" Gojyo asked...but no answer came.
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A/N: Ha ha! Yes, there will be a next chapter. This will be an on going fic because sadly, I have abandoned Anything But Ordinary for the time being. I know, I feel bad but I never really had a plot for it to begin with and I don't really know where it's going, heh...it sucks. Mmm...okay so...yeah. How'd you like it? Please leave a review. And if they were OOC, it's because they're women now so they're personalities are gradually changing a little because the feminine hormones are kicking in. And yes, most women like eating chocolate before their period...but they don't exactly know that do they? MUAH HA HA!!
