That scary redheaded lady shouldn't be here, the random super fast/mutant ability sensing woman from the X-men The Last Stand, thought. As a random pawn of Magneto's, we sadly were unable to remember her name so for the sake of this tale, she shall simply be referred to as the female Quicksilver. Right, now the female Quicksilver was the only person in the camp, besides Jean herself, who was smart enough to realize the dangers posed by having a level five, psychotic, usually really cool, power hungry mutant in their midst. Sadly, being one of the two intelligent people, everyone else naturally ignored her protests. So she had to suffer. That is until an unwitting Pyro stumbled along. That was when she had an idea of how to get rid of two people at once. "Pyro, come here." "Hi…um…female Quicksilver." "Pyro, I have a bet for you." She whispered something. "If you do this I will give you, this dollar." He wandered off, while female Quicksilver laughed maniacally, and, of course quietly or else her victim might become suspicious. The fire controlling boy thought this bet over in his mind as he sought none other than Dr. Jean Grey. "This is pretty stupid," he muttered showing a surprising grasp of the situation, "but she did say Dr. Grey was feeling more like herself," and thus promptly losing that understanding. Now the Phoenix was enjoying a brief moment of peace without Jean's nagging. She sighed contentedly, then paused, listening. Someone else was here. Pyro walked up to her, "Um, hi Dr. Grey." I'm ignoring him, just count to ten like the psychologist said, she thought. "You seem kind of sad Dr. Grey," he observed. Counting: one, two, three,… "Someone needs a hug!" he cried embracing her. She stood for a moment, her right eye twitching slightly. Then, "Get off," she hissed. "Huh…ahh!" His smoking ashes fell in a little pile by her feet. "That's it Magneto! I'm taking my vacation now!" she yelled storming off. Female Quicksilver strode into the clearing, smiling happily. "Here's your dollar, Pyro." she said dropping it on his remains. She walked off whistling as Magneto, coming to argue a.k.a plead with Jean not to disappear right before a major battle, came upon the scene. "Jean, that's not a good…" he caught sight of what was left of Pyro. "Oh, no…who would leave money lying around?" He tried to summon the dollar. Nothing happened. Fuming he walked over, picked it up off the ground, and tore it up into tiny, little pieces. Then he left muttering something along the lines of "Stupid, non gold-backed American currency!" Then they all went and had a huge battle. The End. P.S. Jean didn't die because she was on vacation in some remote area that cannot be disclosed for the safety of the pathetic person…cough….Wolverine….cough… who might try to kill her. P.P.S J.K. Wolverine is cool.